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Old 03-10-2014, 12:44 PM   #1
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bad day at work. i could use a laugh.

Ugh. Ever have a day at work that just makes you think you may be on your way out? We had a production meeting today and it wasn't nice. You want to talk about getting your ass chewed? The production mgr had one butt cheek and the plant mgr had the other. It was a production buffet and my ass was on the menu! Anyone got any good jokes for funny ish to post. I know there a funny pics thread but I've seen them all.....twice. so a joke or two to help me forget my day. Thanks guys and gals.
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Old 03-10-2014, 12:46 PM   #2
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Ugh. Ever have a day at work that just makes you think you may be on your way out? We had a production meeting today and it wasn't nice. You want to talk about getting your ass chewed? The production mgr had one butt cheek and the plant mgr had the other. It was a production buffet and my ass was on the menu! Anyone got any good jokes for funny ish to post. I know there a funny pics thread but I've seen them all.....twice. so a joke or two to help me forget my day. Thanks guys and gals.
ahhhhh are these the aforementioned Production Manager and Plant Manager you mentioned??

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Old 03-10-2014, 01:24 PM   #4
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ahhhhh are these the aforementioned Production Manager and Plant Manager you mentioned??

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Old 03-10-2014, 03:31 PM   #6
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What, you think we're here for your entertainment?

Get off the internet and GET YOUR @$$ BACK TO WORK



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Old 03-10-2014, 03:38 PM   #8
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Try this, too funny !!!
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