03-10-2014, 12:44 PM | #1 |
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bad day at work. i could use a laugh.
Ugh. Ever have a day at work that just makes you think you may be on your way out? We had a production meeting today and it wasn't nice. You want to talk about getting your ass chewed? The production mgr had one butt cheek and the plant mgr had the other. It was a production buffet and my ass was on the menu! Anyone got any good jokes for funny ish to post. I know there a funny pics thread but I've seen them all.....twice. so a joke or two to help me forget my day. Thanks guys and gals.
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03-10-2014, 12:46 PM | #2 |
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What's the difference between a dead hooker and a 1964.5 mustang?
I don't have a 1964.5 mustang in my garage
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03-10-2014, 01:24 PM | #4 |
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This absolutely killed me
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03-10-2014, 03:31 PM | #6 |
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What, you think we're here for your entertainment?
Get off the internet and GET YOUR @$$ BACK TO WORK From now on we will call you 'Moon Pie'
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Try this, too funny !!!
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03-10-2014, 03:40 PM | #9 |
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There are days when the scraping sound really gets on my nerves.
"Scraping sounds?" you ask... Yeah, my a$$ dragging the ground. Hope it gets better for you. I could use a little cheerfulness myself. |
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4 cripe sacks I wonder how much they had to pay her to do that dam video w/him. And I bet she is wearing hidden ear plugs.
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Just another day in my life...
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