The "New and Improved" "Where is Shunt/Fbodfather?" Thread...

[fbodfather]

Hey everyone!

So -- What am I doiing in Nevada?

Well – really it’s quite simple – but I’ll get to that in a moment.

Wow – it’s HOT out here – I’m sure glad I brought a lot of white shirts as opposerd to black or navy ones – I mean, you could roast to death here.

…..did you ever wonder WHY it’s so hot out here? ….did you ever wonder WHY so many people moved to the desert – meaning Las Vegas? On the other hand, I got out of Vegas as soon as possible…….too many red lights that last for a week or so………..

There isn’t much out here in the Mojave Desert………a lot of scrub – a few Tarantulas – and some other thing such as Scorpions………..

You can see for miles – but there really isn’t much to see – well………..there are the mountains in the distance.

I flew into Las Vegas – lotsa people there – was kinda glad to get away from all the hubbub…….

So – anyways, I’m here with a few people and we’re waiting for a Reliable Transport carrier – but I’ll also get to that in a moment.

Did I mention it was HOT?

So anyways – the reason I’m here is………..
.

…………………..wait a minute – what’s that -- a car pulling up??? ……………..



……………..there are two people getting out……………..

……….wait – there are FOUR……………



……………………..and ONE looks like Kathy Bates…………….


………………and Rosie is raising heck about something! ( I know – hard to believe, huh??)


Oh – never mind – I counted Rosie as two…………….




OMG! NO!


It’s ………………IT’S ……………………….



• BONK! *

• sound of birds chirping *

[pinkcamaro10]

dun DUN dunnnnnnnnnnn...................

It's IZL and Rosie!!! oh no.

And shunt is in some trunk some where so he cant help.

Where is little weasel when you need him?

[jmliptak]

Originally Posted by fbodfather

Hey everyone!

So -- What am I doiing in Nevada?

Well – really it’s quite simple – but I’ll get to that in a moment.

Wow – it’s HOT out here – I’m sure glad I brought a lot of white shirts as opposerd to black or navy ones – I mean, you could roast to death here.

…..did you ever wonder WHY it’s so hot out here? ….did you ever wonder WHY so many people moved to the desert – meaning Las Vegas? On the other hand, I got out of Vegas as soon as possible…….too many red lights that last for a week or so………..

There isn’t much out here in the Mojave Desert………a lot of scrub – a few Tarantulas – and some other thing such as Scorpions………..

You can see for miles – but there really isn’t much to see – well………..there are the mountains in the distance.

I flew into Las Vegas – lotsa people there – was kinda glad to get away from all the hubbub…….

So – anyways, I’m here with a few people and we’re waiting for a Reliable Transport carrier – but I’ll also get to that in a moment.

Did I mention it was HOT?

So anyways – the reason I’m here is………..
.

…………………..wait a minute – what’s that -- a car pulling up??? ……………..



……………..there are two people getting out……………..

……….wait – there are FOUR……………



……………………..and ONE looks like Kathy Bates…………….


………………and Rosie is raising heck about something! ( I know – hard to believe, huh??)


Oh – never mind – I counted Rosie as two…………….




OMG! NO!


It’s ………………IT’S ……………………….



• BONK! *

• sound of birds chirping *

Here we go, AGAIN.......

[Oh Wise and Esteemed One]

Originally Posted by 69copo

I don't get the whole Shunt thing can you explain?

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Funny you should ask.

There was an IVER in Europe -- it had a sign on the I.P. that said "Shunt In Trunk"

Hold on to that thought...........

Next: People kept making comments about the headlamps on the IVERs -- even after Fbodfather kept saying "NOT THE REAL HEADLIGHTS!"

:notheadlights: :notheadlights:



Hold on to THAT thought as well.....

Then people started wondering why there was a rope hanging out of the back of several IVERs.....

...then someone put two and two together and got -- uhmmmm....lemme go look.................


...........................7 and 5/8ths!


Soooooooooooo.........someone else thought Fbodfather kidnapped Shunt 'cuz he (Shunt) didn't like the headlights........

Then Fbodfather starts threatening people -- which could be construed to be correct. (you KNOW how he can get........)

...however, it was later determined that he (Fbodfather) and he (Shunt) were BOTH kidnapped by someone -- who, it later turns out, was Rosie O'Donnell and Jesse Jackson -- with a LOT of help from IrocZlvr...and Zhawk. (we think Iroc and Z had their minds washed ......or something like that.........)

then it was determined that Rosie and Iroc stole Fbodfather's and Shunt's logon IDs......then moved them to Pittsburgh and had them hidden in the bowels (ewww..) of Heinz Field...........with "Lil' Jimmie" watching over them.

IROC decided she was Kathy Bates in the movie "Misery" - and had Fbodfather tied up ...........she hit him so hard he thought he was MISTERROGERS for a while...........

The "Lil Weasel from Bakerstown" nearly got kidnapped -- wrecked a Z06 -- but came thru and saved them both.

Oh yes -- and Pink Camaro learned to speak "sock!"

What you say? NFW? LOL???? ROFLMAO???? APE????

(what's APE you say? It's a very large furry animal, but that's not important right now..................)


Soooooooooooooooooo..............that's the Reader's Digest Version -- many more details to be explained..............



















I'm bet you're sorry you asked!

[Georgianne]

You know fbodfather is no small guy how on earth are these women knocking him out and taking him off somewhere? Who are the other two people that are helping out? They have to be big guys!

[RSHugger]

Hold the phones.... okay, not a good thing that they caught up to FbodFather but what about the details. Mojave desert, long deserted roads and a car on a trailer... sounds to me like a perfect opportunity to take a ZXX out for a spin and see what kind of speed and unholy freakin power this baby can unleash on the unsuspecting masses. We need that information and we need it now... repeat the call to send in the Delta Team... any updates on their location?? Save Scott... save the ZXX details. For the love of God hurry up... time is ticking... and a trunk gets extremely hot out in the desert!

[shank0668]

z28 must get z28

[2KZ28_For_Now]

Originally Posted by Oh Wise and Esteemed One

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Funny you should ask.

There was an IVER in Europe -- it had a sign on the I.P. that said "Shunt In Trunk"

Hold on to that thought...........

Next: People kept making comments about the headlamps on the IVERs -- even after Fbodfather kept saying "NOT THE REAL HEADLIGHTS!"

:notheadlights: :notheadlights:



Hold on to THAT thought as well.....

Then people started wondering why there was a rope hanging out of the back of several IVERs.....

...then someone put two and two together and got -- uhmmmm....lemme go look.................


...........................7 and 5/8ths!


Soooooooooooo.........someone else thought Fbodfather kidnapped Shunt 'cuz he (Shunt) didn't like the headlights........

Then Fbodfather starts threatening people -- which could be construed to be correct. (you KNOW how he can get........)

...however, it was later determined that he (Fbodfather) and he (Shunt) were BOTH kidnapped by someone -- who, it later turns out, was Rosie O'Donnell and Jesse Jackson -- with a LOT of help from IrocZlvr...and Zhawk. (we think Iroc and Z had their minds washed ......or something like that.........)

then it was determined that Rosie and Iroc stole Fbodfather's and Shunt's logon IDs......then moved them to Pittsburgh and had them hidden in the bowels (ewww..) of Heinz Field...........with "Lil' Jimmie" watching over them.

IROC decided she was Kathy Bates in the movie "Misery" - and had Fbodfather tied up ...........she hit him so hard he thought he was MISTERROGERS for a while...........

The "Lil Weasel from Bakerstown" nearly got kidnapped -- wrecked a Z06 -- but came thru and saved them both.

Oh yes -- and Pink Camaro learned to speak "sock!"

What you say? NFW? LOL???? ROFLMAO???? APE????

(what's APE you say? It's a very large furry animal, but that's not important right now..................)


Soooooooooooooooooo..............that's the Reader's Digest Version -- many more details to be explained..............



















I'm bet you're sorry you asked!

WELLLL --- that pretty much covers it!!!

Glad somebody was paying attention.

One more thing -- I think I see a distinct similarity in writing style and sense of humor between FBF and OWAEO. (think about it for a second). Hmmm............

[jmliptak]

Originally Posted by 2KZ28_For_Now

WELLLL --- that pretty much covers it!!!

Glad somebody was paying attention.

Hmmmm...now we have a large furry animal in the mix, that will be fun to see where THAT one goes.....

I am waiting for the SPIDERS to show up in the vicinity of the Mustang Ranch...

http://www.1000misspenthours.com/rev...spider1958.htm

[fbodfather]

*in a very groggy voice*


" ......owe woe iff me..........an funt ew......."

".........fee finks fee's fum-one elf ---- MUFFTANG FALLY!!!!.........."



"singing in a very groggy and off-key voice*


"...........ah inn ew a esserf in a horff wiff no name................"



*sound of Shunt's voice -- also groggy and off-key"


"..............in ah esserf ew ant emember oar ame..................."


*Fbodfather to Shunt*

"..........ay............fee if ew an wake up a will weefil......he'f ftill out cold!..........."


*Shunt to Fbodfather*

".........I ohn owe -- he'f out cold!.......fee wheelwee hit 'im hard wiff a typewhiter!........."




*BONK-BONK - - - - BONK BONK*

*birds chirping*

[Supermans]

Originally Posted by fbodfather

*in a very groggy voice*


" ......owe woe iff me..........an funt ew......."

".........fee finks fee's fum-one elf ---- MUFFTANG FALLY!!!!.........."



"singing in a very groggy and off-key voice*


"...........ah inn ew a esserf in a horff wiff no name................"



*sound of Shunt's voice -- also groggy and off-key"


"..............in ah esserf ew ant emember oar ame..................."


*Fbodfather to Shunt*

"..........ay............fee if ew an wake up a will weefil......he'f ftill out cold!..........."


*Shunt to Fbodfather*

".........I ohn owe -- he'f out cold!.......fee wheelwee hit 'im hard wiff a typewhiter!........."




*BONK-BONK - - - - BONK BONK*

*birds chirping*

LOL

[fbodfather]

**in angry voice**


".........IFF IFF FUTCH BOO FIT!!!......


*BONK_BONK_BONKITY_BONK!"

[Oh Wise and Esteemed One]

WEEELLLLL………….

What have we here? (or there?)

Is IrocZ once again on the warpath?

………….or could it be that once again Rosie is at the wheel?

And what about Zhawk?

WHY are they in Nevada?

WHERE is Little Jimmy?

WHAT is “wa will weevil” doing in the desert??

WHO is running this little soap opera?

And WHEN will I find true love? (oh – wait – that was the name of the song playin on the radio…

……..and WHEN will we find out why Fbodfather is in the desert with friends…………

HOW will Tag Ur It come to the rescue?


WHERE is Dragoneye when you need him?


Do you suppose that they’re going after SHUNT again?









……………..and another thing:…………………










……………………………It’s ‘Tarantula Mating season”………….



• insert scream here *




• crank up the spooky organ music on the mighty Wurlitzer *



BE listening again tomorrow when we here the “lil Weasel from Bakerstown say”


“……iff wuffent ee!!! IFF WUFFENT EEE!!!!.........”

[shank0668]

pink we need some expert to translate