She just wants to be your girlfriend!

[Mutant Racer]

Originally Posted by el ess X

That's bunk. Look at you for example. You play a smart person on TV.......

She's either whacked or a helluva lot shrewder than the rest of us. I would give 30K to my local Chevy dealer for something in the showroom.

Hehe it definitely seems silly but truth can be stranger than fiction. Just be glad I didn't use Charlie Sheen in that example.

[zebra]

Originally Posted by dolt45

She reminds me of a gal I dated a million years ago when I was in the Army. She was pretty much everything you'd want in a GF... right up until we did the deed.
It turned out it was her first time and afterwards she followed me around like a puppy. I had a hard time going to the bathroom alone. No matter what I said/did/threatened would make her keep her distance for even a day.
You can guess how it ended.

wait... you killed her?

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by zebra

wait... you killed her?

I was thinking the same thing...

[trewyn15]

Originally Posted by Mutant Racer

Let me put it this way...would it surprise you if Sylvester Stallone really thinks he's a tough guy? Or if Robin Williams really acts like a lunatic in person offstage? When people found out what a psycho Mel Gibson really is it didn't shock anyone considering the characters he has played so well.

When people put out a believable performance to the public you have to understand their ability to portray something that good comes from more than just talent. They are doing more than variations on a theme or stereotype. They get all the little things perfectly and THAT girl is definitely whacked.

With that being said it doesn't mean everyone is like that... Look at the smile/laugh she gives after doing something stupid, shows that she's human and just joking around, she's probably pretty cool and funny in person and she's putting all of her profits towards good things.. tells me she has a brain in that head whether she acts goofy or not.

[Mutant Racer]

Originally Posted by trewyn15

With that being said it doesn't mean everyone is like that... Look at the smile/laugh she gives after doing something stupid, shows that she's human and just joking around, she's probably pretty cool and funny in person and she's putting all of her profits towards good things.. tells me she has a brain in that head whether she acts goofy or not.

Nah of course not. It doesn't matter if she is smart or has good intentions, all of that is fine. I don't mind what she is doing but if you want to talk about whether or not her performance is spot on and if she might be like that in real life, just to speculate, I'd have to say it wouldn't surprise me one bit if she really is the overly attached girlfriend.

I'm not bashing her if that is what you are thinking.

[dolt45]

Originally Posted by zebra

wait... you killed her?

Nope. But it WAS tempting.

I even had a bullet all picked out and shined up. Luckily I realized that if I went through with it I could end up in prison with a boyfriend just like her...

I settled for telling her off .

[zebra]

psh... you went about it all wrong.
trust me, there's ways to get away with it - my little sister had an abusive boyfriend a few years ago. me & a friend who worked for the police department had plans A B & C

[dolt45]

Originally Posted by zebra

psh... you went about it all wrong.
trust me, there's ways to get away with it - my little sister had an abusive boyfriend a few years ago. me & a friend who worked for the police department had plans A B & C

Getting away with it wouldn't be a problem.
It's just not my style.

[Mr Twisty]

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[Mr Twisty]

But seriously... the charity work she's doing is awesome! God bless you, girlie

[Iwantone2]

That picture above scares the hell out of me

[iCamaro]

That's awesome! Someone needs to give that chick a movie roll!

[driyac]

Originally Posted by Mr Twisty

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I'd still bang her

[bigted83]

Originally Posted by Mr Twisty

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