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2010 2-Tone · 07-01-2010, 08:27 AM

A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then one old man,Nick, tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a good look at you."

I

guiLT · 07-01-2010, 08:38 AM

The story isnt finished...

2010 2-Tone · 07-01-2010, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by guiLT

The story isnt finished...

What do you mean???

guiLT · 07-01-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then one old man,Nick, tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a good look at you."

I

Thats alll we see...

ArkySS · 07-01-2010, 09:01 AM

I think it is finished

2010 2-Tone · 07-01-2010, 09:05 AM

That is the end of the joke!!!!!!

justmeron · 07-01-2010, 09:08 AM

Sounds like a plan to me. hahaha

guiLT · 07-01-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 2010 2-Tone

That is the end of the joke!!!!!!

I should hide my face from society now... I feel so stupid.

WadeWilson · 07-01-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by guiLT

I should hide my face from society now... I feel so stupid.

guiLT · 07-01-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Stang_Killer

Ill have to delete my Camaro5 account now.

justmeron · 07-01-2010, 09:25 AM

you would think being called "guilt" you would have saw that. haha j/j

guiLT · 07-01-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by justmeron

you would think being called "guilt" you would have saw that. haha j/j

rmnc3r · 07-01-2010, 09:42 AM

Is this a running thread? Or am I hijacking it if I add?:

This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought himself a new bright red Camaro. So he decided to take his new Camaro on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 120 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue and red lights and siren blaring gaining on him. He decided he and his new Camaro could outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 150 mph, and then to 180 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when you started chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day"

WadeWilson · 07-01-2010, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmnc3r

Is this a running thread? Or am I hijacking it if I add?:

This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought himself a new bright red Camaro. So he decided to take his new Camaro on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 120 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue and red lights and siren blaring gaining on him. He decided he and his new Camaro could outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 150 mph, and then to 180 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when you started chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day"

07-01-2010, 08:27 AM	#1
2010 2-Tone Drives: 2010 RY 2SS with Custom Stripes Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Jennings, La. Posts: 2,220 View My Garage	Something to make you laugh!!! A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man,Nick, tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a good look at you." I

07-01-2010, 08:38 AM	#2
guiLT Tampa Gulf Coast Family Drives: 2001 Maxima Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 6,585 View My Garage	The story isnt finished... __________________

07-01-2010, 09:01 AM	#5
ArkySS Camaroless for now... Drives: 2014 Blue Topaz Silverado Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Posts: 1,411	I think it is finished __________________ It was fun while it lasted.....

07-01-2010, 09:08 AM	#7
justmeron Drives: 2010 camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 1,259 View My Garage	Sounds like a plan to me. hahaha __________________ 2010 2011 Chevrolet Camaro Faded Black Side Vent Highlight Decal Kit Life is not like a box of chocolates, its more like eating a whole jar of jalapenos.... what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow!!!!

07-01-2010, 09:25 AM	#11
justmeron Drives: 2010 camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Northwest Indiana Posts: 1,259 View My Garage	you would think being called "guilt" you would have saw that. haha j/j __________________ 2010 2011 Chevrolet Camaro Faded Black Side Vent Highlight Decal Kit Life is not like a box of chocolates, its more like eating a whole jar of jalapenos.... what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow!!!!

07-01-2010, 09:05 AM	#6
2010 2-Tone Drives: 2010 RY 2SS with Custom Stripes Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Jennings, La. Posts: 2,220 View My Garage	That is the end of the joke!!!!!!

07-01-2010, 09:42 AM	#13
rmnc3r Drives: me up the wall. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Lakewood, CA Posts: 471	Is this a running thread? Or am I hijacking it if I add?: This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought himself a new bright red Camaro. So he decided to take his new Camaro on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 120 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue and red lights and siren blaring gaining on him. He decided he and his new Camaro could outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 150 mph, and then to 180 mph, but the patrolman was still coming. The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go." So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when you started chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back." The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day"

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