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CamaroFred · 07-19-2018, 07:29 PM

Have you ever had your wife tell you "We are out of milk." So you jump up and grab the Camaro key and respond, "I'll get it!"
An hour goes by and you somehow missed the grocery store and there is still no milk when you get back home.
So you jump up and grab the Camaro key again...

SquawkVFR · 07-19-2018, 07:41 PM

Dafuq? No. Why the hell would you do something that stupid?

DSX_Camaro · 07-19-2018, 07:47 PM

I mean, I thought it was funny.

chuckie669 · 07-19-2018, 07:52 PM

I came home with vodka and slept on the couch. It was okay because I forgot she was mad.

InFiD3ViL · 07-19-2018, 08:05 PM

You see, Squawk don't f*** around.

He brings home the cow juice EVERY time.

Taylortoons · 07-19-2018, 08:09 PM

The milk man meets castle back smoke stacks. Kablam!!

Moto-Mojo · 07-19-2018, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamaroFred

Have you ever had your wife tell you "We are out of milk." So you jump up and grab the Camaro key and respond, "I'll get it!"
An hour goes by and you somehow missed the grocery store and there is still no milk when you get back home.
So you jump up and grab the Camaro key again...

Yeah, I get it, Fred. Literally, no, but an excuse to buzz to the store in the hot rod, yes. Just don’t forget the milk, bro!

StreetRage320 · 07-19-2018, 10:04 PM

My wife has started grabbing my Camaro keys more and more lately for "errands"...

Camcar · 07-19-2018, 11:20 PM

OP I get it.

hrpiii · 07-20-2018, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by StreetRage320

My wife has started grabbing my Camaro keys more and more lately for "errands"...

It's more like this. She is not "asking" me to run to the store... she grabs the keys and is gone for an hour or so and the store is less than a mile from the house, and I now have a half of a tank of gas.... Apparently the closest store is ALWAYS out of milk, or eggs, or bread.

J Rod · 07-20-2018, 06:41 AM

That is definitely me, although I'm usually the one finding a reason to run to the store. Oh and your wives are brave, mine is too scared to drive my car.... not because she can't, but because she's afraid of having something happen to it while under her care. I'm not sure if she's actually afraid of how I would react or if she just knows that it would give me a reason to upgrade ($$$$). lol

Overflow · 07-20-2018, 10:10 AM

I have picked up the Camaro keys just to "see whats going on outside".

mickss · 07-20-2018, 10:40 AM

I think most people don`t need a "reason", I don`t need a "reason" I just go with no purpose, rhyme or "reason" to get in my way because I can.

1LEJNG · 07-20-2018, 11:10 AM

I just say "I took the long way".

07-19-2018, 07:29 PM	#1
CamaroFred Drives: Miss Con Ception Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,999	Gallon of milk Have you ever had your wife tell you "We are out of milk." So you jump up and grab the Camaro key and respond, "I'll get it!" An hour goes by and you somehow missed the grocery store and there is still no milk when you get back home. So you jump up and grab the Camaro key again... __________________ 2011 1SS/RS LS3 CGM

07-19-2018, 07:47 PM	#3
DSX_Camaro Drives: 2013 SW 2LT/RS LFX/AY6 Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,741	I mean, I thought it was funny. __________________ K&N CAI, 1LE Strut Tower Brace, Elite Engineering Catch Can and Clean Side Separator, Apex Scoop w/ Washer Relocation Kit, CTS Front Calipers and Rotors, JacFab Ported Intake Manifold, JacFab Intake Manifold Spacer, 80mm Overkill Throttle Body, SS Brake Lines, Ideal Garage Master Cylinder, Monster Twin Disc Clutch, NPP Retrofit w/ Magnaflow Resonated X, ARH Catless Downpipes, JRE Built 3.45 Diff, 1LE Axles, 1LE Hubs, Overkill Tuned, BMR Anti Wheel-hop Kit Stage I, ACS TL1 Hood Insert, ZL1 Spoiler

07-19-2018, 08:05 PM	#5
InFiD3ViL Drives: 2010 CGM 2SS/RS LS3 Swapped A6 Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Spring Hill, FL Posts: 4,570	You see, Squawk don't f*** around. He brings home the cow juice EVERY time. __________________ 2010 CGM Camaro 2SS LS3 Swapped A6 - GPI LS3 SS1 .647/.638, (224/237, 112 +4, 7º overlap) on CamMotion 8620 core, BTR Platinum .660" Dual Spring kit w/titanium retainers, CHE bronze trunnion upgrade, stock heads milled @ .015, Melling HV 10296 oil pump, TSP 1-7/8" long tube headers (W/Catless Off-road Pipes), Corsa Xtreme 3" Catback, GPI Ported/Rod Mod Intake, Stage 2 Ported Throttle Body, Vararam OTR CAI, Mike Norris Gen 2 catch can + GM 1LE clean side separator, 160º thermostat - Megan Racing adjustable coilovers (lowered 1.75"), MRR M017 10/11" wheels-Tuned by Ryan @ GPI

07-19-2018, 08:09 PM	#6
Taylortoons Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Dallas Posts: 482	The milk man meets castle back smoke stacks. Kablam!! __________________ GPI Built Procharger D-1/13 PSI/Race Intercooler/SS3 Cam Kit/Kooks LTH/X- pipe/FIC 1050/E85/3.91 gears/Centerforce Dual Disc clutch/Flowmaster Outlaw/775whp/680tqSOLD

07-19-2018, 10:04 PM	#8
StreetRage320 Those who need me got me Drives: 2022 ZL1 A10 Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Southwest, MN Posts: 624	My wife has started grabbing my Camaro keys more and more lately for "errands"... __________________

07-19-2018, 07:41 PM	#2
SquawkVFR Account Suspended Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: May 2014 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,971	Dafuq? No. Why the hell would you do something that stupid?

07-19-2018, 07:52 PM	#4
chuckie669 Drives: 2011 ss Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: E-TX Posts: 764	I came home with vodka and slept on the couch. It was okay because I forgot she was mad.

07-19-2018, 11:20 PM	#9
Camcar Drives: 2010 RS/SS Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Southeastern Washington Posts: 77	OP I get it.

07-20-2018, 06:41 AM	#11
J Rod Drives: '14 BRM 1LE 2SS/RS Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Ft. Wayne, IN Posts: 801	That is definitely me, although I'm usually the one finding a reason to run to the store. Oh and your wives are brave, mine is too scared to drive my car.... not because she can't, but because she's afraid of having something happen to it while under her care. I'm not sure if she's actually afraid of how I would react or if she just knows that it would give me a reason to upgrade ($$$$). lol __________________ *592 HP/590 TQ* LSA Blower w/ 2.45 Griptec, Reinforced Brick, FIC 1000 injectors, JRE FPCM, LFP Dual Pass HX, ZL1 IC pump, RotoFab CAI, Bo White TB, Coated Stainless Power 1-7/8" LTs, NPP, NGK TR7IX, Mighty Mouse Wild CC, AEM X-Series WB, Aeroforce Interceptor, MGW Shifter, Z28 Grill, Gary's Custom ZL1 Rockers, Hero Tails, Tuned by IMC

07-20-2018, 10:10 AM	#12
Overflow Space Shuttle Aficionado Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 30,899 View My Garage	I have picked up the Camaro keys just to "see whats going on outside". __________________

07-20-2018, 10:40 AM	#13
mickss Drives: 2010 Camaro LS-M6 67 Chevelle Wgn Join Date: May 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,509 View My Garage	I think most people don`t need a "reason", I don`t need a "reason" I just go with no purpose, rhyme or "reason" to get in my way because I can. __________________ Free Trade is not Fair Trade I am, we are INDIVISIBLE Invictus, By William Ernest Henley

07-20-2018, 11:10 AM	#14
1LEJNG Drives: Red Hot 2014 1LE Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 234 View My Garage	Milk I just say "I took the long way".