Slowpokes

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:19 PM

I don't know what it is with some people that drive in front of me sometimes but there really are some snails around where I live. As I pass them I wonder to myself what the he'll is wrong with these people in front of me. I always get behind these retards driving like 20 mph below the limit. Tell me I'm not the only one whose had to cross the double yellow lines to get away from these clowns. I always wonder if they are calling the cops or something as I fly by but what the he'll are they gonna say? Officer, a car passed me because I was driving so slow that time stood still. If I ever get so old that I hold up traffic and infuriate people in my rear view I want you guys to put me out of my misery. Does anybody else have to fly by these kind of people sometimes too?

Allez · 01-10-2018, 07:30 PM

I do, but usually I only get annoyed if they're in the left lane. Otherwise I try to remember it could be someone's grandparent or someone's kid/new driver.

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:33 PM

Sometimes I think that they are just plain assholes and they think its funny to snarl traffic and sometimes I think that they are so oblivious and senile that they have no idea that they drive like toads.

Allez · 01-10-2018, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lugs

Sometimes I think that they are just plain assholes and they think its funny to snarl traffic and sometimes I think that they are so oblivious and senile that they have no idea that they drive like toads.

Yeah, sometimes I think that too. Especially Pruises and Honda Fits lol . . .

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:37 PM

I really hope that they are old and senile that way their eyes are too bad to read my licence plate number...

1fujifilm · 01-10-2018, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lugs

I don't know what it is with some people that drive in front of me sometimes but there really are some snails around where I live. As I pass them I wonder to myself what the he'll is wrong with these people in front of me. I always get behind these retards driving like 20 mph below the limit. Tell me I'm not the only one whose had to cross the double yellow lines to get away from these clowns. I always wonder if they are calling the cops or something as I fly by but what the he'll are they gonna say? Officer, a car passed me because I was driving so slow that time stood still. If I ever get so old that I hold up traffic and infuriate people in my rear view I want you guys to put me out of my misery. Does anybody else have to fly by these kind of people sometimes too?

Whether it is the SS, motorcycle or snowmobile do what my wife says; P.O.T.R.; PASS ON THE RIGHT!

Bear

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:42 PM

Today it was a buick century I flew past so I'm guessing it was an elderly person. I try not to look at them as I'm blowing their doors off. I'm focused on the road at that point of time....

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:48 PM

Maybe when I pass them they don't even see me and its a blur to them so they blame it on their cataracts.

lugs · 01-10-2018, 07:59 PM

President Trump should pass a law that old people should have to drive their age in miles per hour.

Lerch98 · 01-10-2018, 08:32 PM

Here in Milwaukee these are the douche-bags in the left lane of the freeway.

ABM1SSSG3 · 01-10-2018, 08:45 PM

lol, hey lugs, what do you consider old? This went from being about slow drivers to being very insulting to old people. Are all the roads where you live one lane each way? Wish we lived closer to one another...'cause I guarantee I could teach you how to drive your car better than you can. I'm 68. Thank you, Allez, for trying to be the voice of reason.

JacobC1983 · 01-10-2018, 08:52 PM

The more I read your posts, lugs, maybe you are just an asshole with a temper.

Jsreo · 01-10-2018, 08:52 PM

They are probably on their damn phones

Bow Tie Affair · 01-10-2018, 08:56 PM

Remember, you will be their age one day.

01-10-2018, 07:19 PM	#1
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	Slowpokes I don't know what it is with some people that drive in front of me sometimes but there really are some snails around where I live. As I pass them I wonder to myself what the he'll is wrong with these people in front of me. I always get behind these retards driving like 20 mph below the limit. Tell me I'm not the only one whose had to cross the double yellow lines to get away from these clowns. I always wonder if they are calling the cops or something as I fly by but what the he'll are they gonna say? Officer, a car passed me because I was driving so slow that time stood still. If I ever get so old that I hold up traffic and infuriate people in my rear view I want you guys to put me out of my misery. Does anybody else have to fly by these kind of people sometimes too?

01-10-2018, 08:45 PM	#11
ABM1SSSG3 Drives: 2017 Arctic Blue Metallic A8 SS Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Mission Viejo SoCal Posts: 78	lol, hey lugs, what do you consider old? This went from being about slow drivers to being very insulting to old people. Are all the roads where you live one lane each way? Wish we lived closer to one another...'cause I guarantee I could teach you how to drive your car better than you can. I'm 68. Thank you, Allez, for trying to be the voice of reason. __________________ 2017 SS Arctic Blue Metallic A8 GM big brake kit SG3 Lowering & FE4 sway Bar Kits

01-10-2018, 07:30 PM	#2
Allez Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Maryland Posts: 794	I do, but usually I only get annoyed if they're in the left lane. Otherwise I try to remember it could be someone's grandparent or someone's kid/new driver.

01-10-2018, 07:33 PM	#3
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	Sometimes I think that they are just plain assholes and they think its funny to snarl traffic and sometimes I think that they are so oblivious and senile that they have no idea that they drive like toads.

01-10-2018, 07:37 PM	#5
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	I really hope that they are old and senile that way their eyes are too bad to read my licence plate number...

01-10-2018, 07:42 PM	#7
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	Today it was a buick century I flew past so I'm guessing it was an elderly person. I try not to look at them as I'm blowing their doors off. I'm focused on the road at that point of time....

01-10-2018, 07:48 PM	#8
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	Maybe when I pass them they don't even see me and its a blur to them so they blame it on their cataracts.

01-10-2018, 07:59 PM	#9
lugs Drives: 2016 camaro 1ss 6sp Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: pa Posts: 119	President Trump should pass a law that old people should have to drive their age in miles per hour.

01-10-2018, 08:32 PM	#10
Lerch98 Drives: 2017 2SS black on black on black. Join Date: May 2017 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 276	Here in Milwaukee these are the douche-bags in the left lane of the freeway.

01-10-2018, 08:52 PM	#12
JacobC1983 Drives: 2019 ZL1 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Missouri Posts: 488	The more I read your posts, lugs, maybe you are just an asshole with a temper.

01-10-2018, 08:52 PM	#13
Jsreo Drives: 2017 2SS Manual Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 373	They are probably on their damn phones

01-10-2018, 08:56 PM	#14
Bow Tie Affair Drives: 6th. Gen ZL1 Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: Texas Posts: 424	Remember, you will be their age one day.

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