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Old 08-27-2013, 08:05 PM   #1
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An ode to my d1ckb@g hippy neighbor

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I figure rather than punch him in the face when he comes home, I'll just write this.



Exhibit A.
He owns a Tesla with the and I quote "BIG BATTERY" which is the S Sport Model.

Exhibit B.
He has mocked me for owning 3 gas guzzling cars

Exhibit C.
He now has an antique gas pump that he has retrofitted into an electric car charger for his Tesla, with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.

Exhibit D.
On the way home yesterday he was at the traffic light, and we have about a 1/2 mile stretch before the next traffic light, he decided to race my Charger, to which he sadly lost with his "BIG BATTERY"

Exhibit E.
He had a party with all his friends and the neighborhood was full of Tesla's, Prius, and other Power Wheels Toys'r'us battery powered bullshit and he had the balls to have one of his friends park infront of my driveway where the Dart and ZL1 go because the two SRT8's are in the garage.

Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?

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Old 08-27-2013, 08:13 PM   #2
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I like the Tesla S..so what... Who cares
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:15 PM   #3
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So he likes different cars than you. No big deal.
What am I missing?
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:16 PM   #4
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:19 PM   #5
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Did you call the authorities and report a car "blocking your driveway"? Sounds as though you two need to talk since you are neighbors. What's wrong with owning a non high performance car? I have to state for the record I do hate the Prius.
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:21 PM   #6
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Im honestly not getting what this guy is doing to make you so mad you want to punch him.....
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:23 PM   #7
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Lol he's so damn annoying!
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:23 PM   #8
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Im honestly not getting what this guy is doing to make you so mad you want to punch him.....
Maybe op thinks he's more of a man than his neighbor because he owns a car that runs on gas?
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:25 PM   #9
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Hello Everyone,
I figure rather than punch him in the face when he comes home, I'll just write this.



Exhibit A.
He owns a Tesla with the and I quote "BIG BATTERY" which is the S Sport Model.

Exhibit B.
He has mocked me for owning 3 gas guzzling cars

Exhibit C.
He now has an antique gas pump that he has retrofitted into an electric car charger for his Tesla, with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.

Exhibit D.
On the way home yesterday he was at the traffic light, and we have about a 1/2 mile stretch before the next traffic light, he decided to race my Charger, to which he sadly lost with his "BIG BATTERY"

Exhibit E.
He had a party with all his friends and the neighborhood was full of Tesla's, Prius, and other Power Wheels Toys'r'us battery powered bullshit and he had the balls to have one of his friends park infront of my driveway where the Dart and ZL1 go because the two SRT8's are in the garage.

Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?
Ask him where the power comes from to charge his car?
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:25 PM   #10
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Maybe op thinks he's more of a man than his neighbor because he owns a car that runs on gas?
Lol I hate you... Hahaha
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:26 PM   #11
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I get it. His neighbor is a douche bag...
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:26 PM   #12
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Lol he's so damn annoying!
I'll bet you a paycheck he says the same about you!
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:29 PM   #13
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I'll bet you a paycheck he says the same about you!
Lol... Saturday morning pressure washer / foam cannon / wax car wash sessions. 4 cars 4 hours lol
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Old 08-27-2013, 08:34 PM   #14
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Exhibit C.
with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.



Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?
I love the Tesla's and i truly believe that is that future of cars to come. Now the whole gas pump thing is as douchebag as it can get. PERSONALLY, I would have a Camaro party and have the three loudest ones park in front of his house and block his drive way, the same way he did.
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