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ChevyNut · 06-28-2007, 07:26 PM

Found these on a group on facebook its like myspace but just recently was opened to anyone instead of only college students/alum.

anyway on with the show
Camaro Laws:

1. Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true.

2. If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car.

3. When choosing a type of Camaro remember.
The SS is for the Racers
The Z-28 is for the Tire Burners
The RS is for The Cruisers.

4. No Camaro should go more than 7 days without
being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth
can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your's is in the
Car show on Sunday.

5. If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show
it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before.

6. No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved.

7. No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind.

8. Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys.

9. 3rd & 4th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the
Windows down, or the T-Tops out.

10. Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69.

11. As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the "Darkside" to become a part of The Camaro Nation. (It is possible!)

12. A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of God. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God.

13th Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro's and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don't own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it's a pain in the ass having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year.

14. Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro's is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It's one of those
songs that says it didn't go out in vain.

15. No Camaro is EVER cute, sweet, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden.

If anyone has a law feel free to add it.

AFSNightrod · 06-28-2007, 11:45 PM

If you own a Camaro(or Pontiac equivalent) with T-tops, you WILL remove them on all days when the weather permits you to do so. No excuses. There is an exception given the current increase in gas prices. You will be permitted to leave them in when making trips of 50 miles or more in the interest of saving fuel. There is also an exception for when you are parked in a high threat area of theft, birds, and fast-changing weather conditions. If the weather is clear, yet it is cold with the T-tops out, turn the heat up. If it is still too cold, put a sweater on.

And yes my cassette of Def Leoppard's Greatest Hits is in my console.

*Mr. Wyndham* · 06-28-2007, 11:51 PM

16) There is no such thing as an Ugly Camaro, only those that are less fortunate.

17) If you are at a 4 way stop sign, and there are no other sports cars waiting, it is safe to assume that, in a Camaro, you ALWAYS have the right of way.

18) The only car a Camaro is allowed to yield to, is a Corvette or a fellow Camaro (preferably 67-69)

19) NEVER race another Camaro, because if your reading this, chances are you'll win - which is embarrassing to the other Camaro

20) Have patience on the road, not everybody drives a Camaro...

21) No matter what the situation, a Camaro must do all in it's power to help it's fellow muscle cars (Corvette, Trans-Am, Mustang, Challenger) to embarrass, or otherwise put-down, all ricers it may come in contact with.

22) As an owner of a Camaro, it is safe to assume you are always right - in everything

23) Be Proud, Be honorable, be true. For this is the way of the Camaro

acscamarochick06 · 06-29-2007, 10:18 AM

lol I don't think I have seen that group yet, but I am a member of some Camaro groups... Do you remember which group that was from?

HTWLSS · 06-29-2007, 11:16 AM

That's a nice list and good additions!
I'd reverse the SS & Z28 definitions though. The Z28 was originally designed for Trans Am racing and the SS was the tire-burning street performer.

MerF · 06-29-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoneye

16) There is no such thing as an Ugly Camaro, only those that are less fortunate.

17) If you are at a 4 way stop sign, and there are no other sports cars waiting, it is safe to assume that, in a Camaro, you ALWAYS have the right of way.

18) The only car a Camaro is allowed to yield to, is a Corvette or a fellow Camaro (preferably 67-69)

19) NEVER race another Camaro, because if your reading this, chances are you'll win - which is embarrassing to the other Camaro

20) Have patience on the road, not everybody drives a Camaro...

21) No matter what the situation, a Camaro must do all in it's power to help it's fellow muscle cars (Corvette, Trans-Am, Mustang, Challenger) to embarrass, or otherwise put-down, all ricers it may come in contact with.

22) As an owner of a Camaro, it is safe to assume you are always right - in everything

23) Be Proud, Be honorable, be true. For this is the way of the Camaro

I liked these the best.

Eisenhower · 06-29-2007, 01:28 PM

Librarians, soccer-moms or anyone who must scoot the seat to within 6 inches from the steering wheel, may not purchase a Camaro.

ChevyNut · 06-29-2007, 11:37 PM

acs the group is 2009 Camaro/Firebird

*Mr. Wyndham* · 06-30-2007, 11:03 PM

Awww,

thanks Mindz...lol

A few of them Came from this site (and other people), Most I made up on the spot, and the Last one I truly believe in (and I live by: hence the second thing I said in this post...), no other group - except maybe the Vette enthusiasts, can say that about themselves.

GSX · 01-10-2008, 05:27 PM

Really the Camaro Should Be the "Darkside" b/c Darth Vader is cool and is feared (which the Camaro should be to the other muscle Cars).

Outrun · 01-10-2008, 05:49 PM

haha these are great guys, and oh so true!

fastball · 01-12-2008, 09:57 PM

No Camaro may be purchased with an automatic transmission without the perspective buyer at least TRYING to learn how to drive stick before hand.

09'Z28 · 01-12-2008, 10:20 PM

nothing shall be eaten in or around any/all Camaros
nothing besides water in or around any/all Camaros

*Mr. Wyndham* · 01-12-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastball

No Camaro may be purchased with an automatic transmission without the perspective buyer at least TRYING to learn how to drive stick before hand.

06-28-2007, 07:26 PM	#1
ChevyNut Drives: 2010 SS Camaro Black on Black Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Northern Colorado Posts: 314	Camaro Laws Found these on a group on facebook its like myspace but just recently was opened to anyone instead of only college students/alum. anyway on with the show Camaro Laws: 1. Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true. 2. If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car. 3. When choosing a type of Camaro remember. The SS is for the Racers The Z-28 is for the Tire Burners The RS is for The Cruisers. 4. No Camaro should go more than 7 days without being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your's is in the Car show on Sunday. 5. If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before. 6. No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved. 7. No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind. 8. Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys. 9. 3rd & 4th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the Windows down, or the T-Tops out. 10. Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69. 11. As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the "Darkside" to become a part of The Camaro Nation. (It is possible!) 12. A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of God. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God. 13th Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro's and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don't own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it's a pain in the ass having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year. 14. Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro's is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It's one of those songs that says it didn't go out in vain. 15. No Camaro is EVER cute, sweet, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden. If anyone has a law feel free to add it.

06-28-2007, 11:51 PM	#3
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,876 View My Garage	16) There is no such thing as an Ugly Camaro, only those that are less fortunate. 17) If you are at a 4 way stop sign, and there are no other sports cars waiting, it is safe to assume that, in a Camaro, you ALWAYS have the right of way. 18) The only car a Camaro is allowed to yield to, is a Corvette or a fellow Camaro (preferably 67-69) 19) NEVER race another Camaro, because if your reading this, chances are you'll win - which is embarrassing to the other Camaro 20) Have patience on the road, not everybody drives a Camaro... 21) No matter what the situation, a Camaro must do all in it's power to help it's fellow muscle cars (Corvette, Trans-Am, Mustang, Challenger) to embarrass, or otherwise put-down, all ricers it may come in contact with. 22) As an owner of a Camaro, it is safe to assume you are always right - in everything 23) Be Proud, Be honorable, be true. For this is the way of the Camaro __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

06-29-2007, 10:18 AM	#4
acscamarochick06 Chevrolet Enthusiast Drives: 2011 Camaro SS ;) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, Kentucky Posts: 807 View My Garage	lol I don't think I have seen that group yet, but I am a member of some Camaro groups... Do you remember which group that was from? __________________

06-30-2007, 11:03 PM	#9
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,876 View My Garage	Awww, thanks Mindz...lol A few of them Came from this site (and other people), Most I made up on the spot, and *the Last one I truly believe in* (and I live by: hence the second thing I said in this post...), no other group - except maybe the Vette enthusiasts, can say that about themselves. __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

01-12-2008, 10:20 PM	#13
09'Z28 The "Mad Hamster" Drives: '71 Camaro, '90 mx5, '71 2002 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Placerville, CA Posts: 1,610 View My Garage	nothing shall be eaten in or around any/all Camaros nothing besides water in or around any/all Camaros __________________

06-28-2007, 11:45 PM	#2
AFSNightrod Back in Black Drives: 2005 Cadillac CTS-V Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 326	If you own a Camaro(or Pontiac equivalent) with T-tops, you WILL remove them on all days when the weather permits you to do so. No excuses. There is an exception given the current increase in gas prices. You will be permitted to leave them in when making trips of 50 miles or more in the interest of saving fuel. There is also an exception for when you are parked in a high threat area of theft, birds, and fast-changing weather conditions. If the weather is clear, yet it is cold with the T-tops out, turn the heat up. If it is still too cold, put a sweater on. And yes my cassette of Def Leoppard's Greatest Hits is in my console.

06-29-2007, 11:16 AM	#5
HTWLSS Camaro Disciple Drives: Camaro, Chevelle, Corvette... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: +45° 23' 30.0588", -122° 48' 7.3296" Posts: 658	That's a nice list and good additions! I'd reverse the SS & Z28 definitions though. The Z28 was originally designed for Trans Am racing and the SS was the tire-burning street performer.

06-29-2007, 01:28 PM	#7
Eisenhower I drank what? Drives: DANGEROUSLY Join Date: May 2007 Location: check your back seat... Posts: 416	Librarians, soccer-moms or anyone who must scoot the seat to within 6 inches from the steering wheel, may not purchase a Camaro.

06-29-2007, 11:37 PM	#8
ChevyNut Drives: 2010 SS Camaro Black on Black Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Northern Colorado Posts: 314	acs the group is 2009 Camaro/Firebird

01-10-2008, 05:27 PM	#10
GSX Falcon Punch Drives: Scion tC (way too slow) Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 127	Really the Camaro Should Be the "Darkside" b/c Darth Vader is cool and is feared (which the Camaro should be to the other muscle Cars).

01-10-2008, 05:49 PM	#11
Outrun Drives: ... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: WI Posts: 175	haha these are great guys, and oh so true!

01-12-2008, 09:57 PM	#12
fastball Banned Drives: 2017 Camaro 2SS 6MT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 4,379	No Camaro may be purchased with an automatic transmission without the perspective buyer at least TRYING to learn how to drive stick before hand.

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