An ode to my d1ckb@g hippy neighbor - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

qniknam · 08-27-2013, 07:05 PM

Hello Everyone,
I figure rather than punch him in the face when he comes home, I'll just write this.

Exhibit A.
He owns a Tesla with the and I quote "BIG BATTERY" which is the S Sport Model.

Exhibit B.
He has mocked me for owning 3 gas guzzling cars

Exhibit C.
He now has an antique gas pump that he has retrofitted into an electric car charger for his Tesla, with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.

Exhibit D.
On the way home yesterday he was at the traffic light, and we have about a 1/2 mile stretch before the next traffic light, he decided to race my Charger, to which he sadly lost with his "BIG BATTERY"

Exhibit E.
He had a party with all his friends and the neighborhood was full of Tesla's, Prius, and other Power Wheels Toys'r'us battery powered bullshit and he had the balls to have one of his friends park infront of my driveway where the Dart and ZL1 go because the two SRT8's are in the garage.

Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?

Al C. · 08-27-2013, 07:13 PM

I like the Tesla S..so what... Who cares

URBAN LEGEND · 08-27-2013, 07:15 PM

So he likes different cars than you. No big deal.
What am I missing?

lexlueger · 08-27-2013, 07:16 PM

ZL1-V · 08-27-2013, 07:19 PM

Did you call the authorities and report a car "blocking your driveway"? Sounds as though you two need to talk since you are neighbors. What's wrong with owning a non high performance car? I have to state for the record I do hate the Prius.

Rhyder · 08-27-2013, 07:21 PM

Im honestly not getting what this guy is doing to make you so mad you want to punch him.....

qniknam · 08-27-2013, 07:23 PM

Lol he's so damn annoying!

Al C. · 08-27-2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhyder

Im honestly not getting what this guy is doing to make you so mad you want to punch him.....

Maybe op thinks he's more of a man than his neighbor because he owns a car that runs on gas?

Sven59 · 08-27-2013, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by qniknam

Hello Everyone,
I figure rather than punch him in the face when he comes home, I'll just write this.

Exhibit A.
He owns a Tesla with the and I quote "BIG BATTERY" which is the S Sport Model.

Exhibit B.
He has mocked me for owning 3 gas guzzling cars

Exhibit C.
He now has an antique gas pump that he has retrofitted into an electric car charger for his Tesla, with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.

Exhibit D.
On the way home yesterday he was at the traffic light, and we have about a 1/2 mile stretch before the next traffic light, he decided to race my Charger, to which he sadly lost with his "BIG BATTERY"

Exhibit E.
He had a party with all his friends and the neighborhood was full of Tesla's, Prius, and other Power Wheels Toys'r'us battery powered bullshit and he had the balls to have one of his friends park infront of my driveway where the Dart and ZL1 go because the two SRT8's are in the garage.

Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?

Ask him where the power comes from to charge his car?

qniknam · 08-27-2013, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Al C.

Maybe op thinks he's more of a man than his neighbor because he owns a car that runs on gas?

Lol I hate you... Hahaha

Firefighter · 08-27-2013, 07:26 PM

I get it. His neighbor is a douche bag...

ZL1-V · 08-27-2013, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qniknam

Lol he's so damn annoying!

I'll bet you a paycheck he says the same about you!

qniknam · 08-27-2013, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZL1-V

I'll bet you a paycheck he says the same about you!

Lol... Saturday morning pressure washer / foam cannon / wax car wash sessions. 4 cars 4 hours lol

Sapper12b · 08-27-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by qniknam

Exhibit C.
with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him.

Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days?

I love the Tesla's and i truly believe that is that future of cars to come. Now the whole gas pump thing is as douchebag as it can get. PERSONALLY, I would have a Camaro party and have the three loudest ones park in front of his house and block his drive way, the same way he did.

08-27-2013, 07:05 PM	#1
qniknam Account Suspended Drives: 13 ZL1 \| 13 SRT GC \| 13 SRT CHARGER Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 254	An ode to my d1ckb@g hippy neighbor Hello Everyone, I figure rather than punch him in the face when he comes home, I'll just write this. Exhibit A. He owns a Tesla with the and I quote "BIG BATTERY" which is the S Sport Model. Exhibit B. He has mocked me for owning 3 gas guzzling cars Exhibit C. He now has an antique gas pump that he has retrofitted into an electric car charger for his Tesla, with which he plugs his car into every night when he comes home and rings the bell on the pump as if he is waiting for someone to come and pump gas for him. Exhibit D. On the way home yesterday he was at the traffic light, and we have about a 1/2 mile stretch before the next traffic light, he decided to race my Charger, to which he sadly lost with his "BIG BATTERY" Exhibit E. He had a party with all his friends and the neighborhood was full of Tesla's, Prius, and other Power Wheels Toys'r'us battery powered bullshit and he had the balls to have one of his friends park infront of my driveway where the Dart and ZL1 go because the two SRT8's are in the garage. Now, for all of you out there, if you move into a neighborhood, dont you think it's wise not to piss everyone off in your first 90 days? Last edited by radz28; 08-27-2013 at 08:38 PM. Reason: funny - couldn't delete it, lol

08-27-2013, 07:16 PM	#4
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08-27-2013, 07:13 PM	#2
Al C. Drives: ZL1 #529 "El-Jefe" Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 668	I like the Tesla S..so what... Who cares

08-27-2013, 07:15 PM	#3
URBAN LEGEND Drives: 20 X3M CP & 19 ZL1 1LE A10 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Brenham, TX Posts: 3,517	So he likes different cars than you. No big deal. What am I missing?

08-27-2013, 07:19 PM	#5
ZL1-V Drives: 2013 Camaro ZL1 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 2,155	Did you call the authorities and report a car "blocking your driveway"? Sounds as though you two need to talk since you are neighbors. What's wrong with owning a non high performance car? I have to state for the record I do hate the Prius.

08-27-2013, 07:21 PM	#6
Rhyder Drives: 2012 45 Anniversary Vert Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: atlanta Posts: 2,511	Im honestly not getting what this guy is doing to make you so mad you want to punch him.....

08-27-2013, 07:23 PM	#7
qniknam Account Suspended Drives: 13 ZL1 \| 13 SRT GC \| 13 SRT CHARGER Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 254	Lol he's so damn annoying!

08-27-2013, 07:26 PM	#11
Firefighter Drives: Black '13 2SS/RS/1LE w/NPP/NAV Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Tampa by way of Miami... Posts: 4,934	I get it. His neighbor is a douche bag...