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GrinderSS · 08-30-2010, 10:22 PM

My wife's cat jumped on the front of my Camaro (he lurks around in the garage) and his claw cut/tore the small outer pinstripe that's on the perimeter of the large stripe. It also scratched the paint, but I can buff that out.

Anyway, I'm thinking about making that cat disappear, should I? If so, what's the easiest method? I have a .45 MP, but it's too loud and would make a mess. I could choke his azz, but I want it to be quick. Ideas?

Ideally I could do something just to make him run away; does the dry corn cob rub on it's butt followed by a squirt of turpentine work?

RoyalKev · 08-30-2010, 10:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FenwickHockey65 · 08-30-2010, 10:27 PM

Knowing how some women are about their cats, you better prepared for anything from a night on the couch to full blown divorce court.

And you can always get the cat declawed.

68 RS · 08-30-2010, 10:27 PM

LOL, you made my day. Talk to your local vet. I'm sure he can help you out.

2010 SSRS · 08-30-2010, 10:28 PM

wow, you mean buisness.

CamaroFTW · 08-30-2010, 10:30 PM

Reminds me of one of my favorite movies...

Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.
Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof.
Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

shadow09 · 08-30-2010, 10:31 PM

haha this made my night

i for one don't really like cats (sorry if i offend anyone)

franknbeans · 08-30-2010, 10:37 PM

just drop it off a couple miles down the road.

ZYAL8R · 08-30-2010, 10:40 PM

choking his azz would not be a good idea....that thing will claw the crap outta you and then that will be all the evidence she needs to convict and hang you!!

Dyk-NO · 08-30-2010, 10:40 PM

put that ***** in a kennel and drive off 100mph for a couple of hours then release push it off your car! hehehe

OR mafia style his ass and drop him off the bay! lol

GrinderSS · 08-30-2010, 10:42 PM

LOL! I'm just kidding & dreaming...while I would like to whack that cat it would hurt my wife too much so I can't do it.

Guess I'll just have to have a new pinstripe installed.

SA CHEVY · 08-30-2010, 10:43 PM

Hahaha oh man...I say drive him out to the middle of nowhere and dump him off and tell the old lady he must have got tired of you guys and ran away??

Morepwr · 08-30-2010, 10:47 PM

Have a friend who has a big dog come over for a "visit"?

GrinderSS · 08-30-2010, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SA CHEVY

Hahaha oh man...I say drive him out to the middle of nowhere and dump him off and tell the old lady he must have got tired of you guys and ran away??

LOL! It would be just my luck some busy body would see me dumping him and call the cops. It seems everywhere you go someone is watching and they have a camera!

08-30-2010, 10:22 PM	#1
GrinderSS Account Suspended Drives: IOM 2SS/RS Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 539 View My Garage	Wife's cat...dead! My wife's cat jumped on the front of my Camaro (he lurks around in the garage) and his claw cut/tore the small outer pinstripe that's on the perimeter of the large stripe. It also scratched the paint, but I can buff that out. Anyway, I'm thinking about making that cat disappear, should I? If so, what's the easiest method? I have a .45 MP, but it's too loud and would make a mess. I could choke his azz, but I want it to be quick. Ideas? Ideally I could do something just to make him run away; does the dry corn cob rub on it's butt followed by a squirt of turpentine work?

08-30-2010, 10:27 PM	#3
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2020 Colorado Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,371 View My Garage	Knowing how some women are about their cats, you better prepared for anything from a night on the couch to full blown divorce court. And you can always get the cat declawed. __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2020 Chevrolet Colorado W/T Extended Cab (State-issued)

08-30-2010, 10:28 PM	#5
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08-30-2010, 10:31 PM	#7
shadow09 H-Town Camaro Club Drives: 2013 1LE Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pearland, Texas Posts: 957	haha this made my night i for one don't really like cats (sorry if i offend anyone) __________________ Black 2013 1LE - Bolt ons - Heads - Cam- Suspension - Built by Jrod - Sorian Tuned

08-30-2010, 10:37 PM	#8
franknbeans Whipped Drives: 2010 CAMARO Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pittsburgh-ish - PA Posts: 4,216 View My Garage	just drop it off a couple miles down the road. __________________ Car of the week 7/7/14

08-30-2010, 10:23 PM	#2
RoyalKev Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 973	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

08-30-2010, 10:27 PM	#4
68 RS 68 RS Drives: 1968 RS, 2010 SS2RS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 600	LOL, you made my day. Talk to your local vet. I'm sure he can help you out.

08-30-2010, 10:30 PM	#6
CamaroFTW Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS-Rally Yellow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Palm Bay, FL Posts: 1,284	Reminds me of one of my favorite movies... Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw. Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof. Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

08-30-2010, 10:40 PM	#9
ZYAL8R Drives: 2010 SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my garage Posts: 905	choking his azz would not be a good idea....that thing will claw the crap outta you and then that will be all the evidence she needs to convict and hang you!! __________________ 2010 Chevy Camaro Black on Black! 84' Chevy S-10 91' Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab 90' GMC Sierra Reg. Cab 350 V8 2003 GMC Sierra HD 4x4 Crew 6.0 2005 GMC Yukon 5.3 2008 GMC Ext. Cab 4x4 5.3 2008 GMC Yukon SLT 5.3 This truck man is about to go for something a little more sporty.

08-30-2010, 10:40 PM	#10
Dyk-NO Trust me I'm a Scientist. Drives: My wifey ;P Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,118 View My Garage	put that *** in a kennel and drive off 100mph for a couple of hours then release push it off your car! hehehe OR mafia style his ass and drop him off the bay! lol __________________ "From ZERO to a Tire-Burning HERO!"** Mods: RotoFab CAI, SW Headers, HiFlo Cats, Borla Atak Catback, Nightfury Cam, Ported Heads,Intake,TB, melling pump, Morosso Oil Separator.

08-30-2010, 10:42 PM	#11
GrinderSS Account Suspended Drives: IOM 2SS/RS Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 539 View My Garage	LOL! I'm just kidding & dreaming...while I would like to whack that cat it would hurt my wife too much so I can't do it. Guess I'll just have to have a new pinstripe installed.

08-30-2010, 10:43 PM	#12
SA CHEVY "HILLARY" Drives: "HILLARY" :D Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Bakersfield Posts: 1,922 View My Garage	Hahaha oh man...I say drive him out to the middle of nowhere and dump him off and tell the old lady he must have got tired of you guys and ran away?? __________________ 2010 Camaro SS2 L99 Aircharger, Straightpiped, DT long tubes, Dyno tune by Cal Speed 384 HP & 392 Ft/Lbs. 13.203 @ 107.13 mph at Camaro5FestII

08-30-2010, 10:47 PM	#13
Morepwr woohoo Drives: Silverado, 70cutlass, 57chevy&more Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 558	Have a friend who has a big dog come over for a "visit"? __________________ I am not useless, I can still be used as a bad example!

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