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08-30-2011, 06:51 AM
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Morning humor at the expense of Ford...
So, I'm sure everyone has heard of adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie fortune.
Well, try this... Add ANAL before the model of most Fords... I'll start: Anal Fiesta  that's a good one but there are better! Enjoy. |
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08-30-2011, 07:00 AM
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Anal windstar...
Anal contour... Anal explorer... And the obvious Anal Probe Wierd. Thinking about the names of other makes of cars, this really does work best with Ford.
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08-30-2011, 07:01 AM
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Yes good car in need of a less potentially homoerotic name. Even still despite that I still choose it over the Aveo as my work car. I call mine the Bushmaster because of all the small animals its killed in it the 30,000 miles I've put on it since January. 
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08-30-2011, 07:22 AM
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Ya, there are a few other models (non-Ford) that work but Ford is the most consistent. We do have a good one from Jeep tho... Anal Wrangler! |
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08-30-2011, 07:32 AM
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Anal Fusion.
Actually I bought my oldest son a 2010 Fusion SE and it is one of the nicest cars I've had the pleasure to drive. 35mpg back and forth to UT, quiet, comfortable and well built. Ed M.
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08-30-2011, 07:39 AM
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Exiled Speed Junkie
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For the adventurous among us, there is the Anal Expedition. I'm not going there thank you!
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM
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How about some GM
 You can take an Anal Cruze Watch out for the Anal Impala Anal Aveo just sounds like something french and nasty Anal Silverado, old west style Anal Grand Prix Anal trailblazer Anal Terrain How about some Mopar too? Anal Ram Anal Charger Anal Avenger How about some honda? The Anal Accord Anal Crosstour Anal ridgeline TOyota? The Anal Highlander Anal Camry Cross the Anal Tundra Anal Avalon |
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08-30-2011, 08:08 AM
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Enjoys a good train wreck
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Mitsubishi:
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08-30-2011, 08:15 AM
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Drives: Fastest 2010 Camaro V6 Join Date: Apr 2010
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Don't forget the Smart company.
Anal ForTwo
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08-30-2011, 08:15 AM
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AMC
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08-30-2011, 08:25 AM
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WINNER...
Anal ForTwo!
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08-30-2011, 08:43 AM
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I nearly spit coffee on my computer when I came up with Anal Excursion and Anal Maverick.
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08-30-2011, 09:06 AM
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How could we forget the ANAL ESCAPE?
more Ford: Anal Tempo Anal Cougar Anal Escort Anal Maurader Anal Crusader Anal Ranger Anal Interceptor
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08-30-2011, 09:11 AM
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LMAO! These are freaking GREAT!!!
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