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*The_Blur* · 11-30-2013, 02:48 PM

I'll start.

My Camaro is so hot, you'll get heartburn.

CamaroJoe96 · 11-30-2013, 03:28 PM

I was so excited for buying car parts for the camaro on black Friday that my pants were 100% off!

rontammy0 · 11-30-2013, 03:41 PM

I said to my mustang driving buddy.......if you can't take a joke you shouldn't drive one.

scott's45 · 11-30-2013, 08:49 PM

wow, all of these sound like they were spoken by Chip Chipperson! If your familiar with Opie and Anthony, then you get it! tss tss

ActNup NY · 11-30-2013, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rontammy0

I said to my mustang driving buddy.......if you can't take a joke you shouldn't drive one.

Funny !

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JEFF75645 · 11-30-2013, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scott's45

wow, all of these sound like they were spoken by Chip Chipperson! If your familiar with Opie and Anthony, then you get it! tss tss

LazyYoYo · 12-01-2013, 05:07 PM

A friend sat in mine and said "It feels like I'm in a rocket ship."

Not really funny but eh WTH figured I'd share.

Vroom_vroom · 12-01-2013, 06:10 PM

thats because its so fast you will need a pilots license.

Angrybird 12 · 12-01-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyYoYo

A friend sat in mine and said "It feels like I'm in a rocket ship."

Not really funny but eh WTH figured I'd share.

Do you have Rocket ship tips on your exhaust? They could have confused him.

kjkjr27 · 12-01-2013, 06:13 PM

Girl - "Does it have back seats?"
Me- "Yea wanna check it out?"

Angrybird 12 · 12-01-2013, 06:23 PM

Right after I got my 2010 Rally yellow Camaro I pulled up at a convenience store and everyone was looking out at me. I walk in and I am wearing my yellow Camaro shirt, my yellow Camaro hat, and one of the people that watched me get out of the car asked, "Is that your Camaro?, I said, "What makes you think I have a Camaro?"..... Here's your Sign...

Fred 6528 · 12-01-2013, 06:47 PM

I rather see my momma work in a whore house than drive a mustang!

SGDM · 12-01-2013, 06:51 PM

Are you Batman...

*The_Blur* · 12-01-2013, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vroom_vroom

thats because its so fast you will need a pilots license.

It's a good thing I just recently passed my FAA exam.

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11-30-2013, 03:28 PM	#2
CamaroJoe96 Drives: 2013 Full Bolt on LFX M6 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Chicago,Illinois Posts: 417	I was so excited for buying car parts for the camaro on black Friday that my pants were 100% off! __________________

11-30-2013, 08:49 PM	#4
scott's45 Scott's45 Drives: 2012 2SS 45th Anniversary Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 557 View My Garage	wow, all of these sound like they were spoken by Chip Chipperson! If your familiar with Opie and Anthony, then you get it! tss tss __________________ 2012 2SS 45th Anniversary, Hurst short throw shifter, Stainless Power LT headers, high flow cats, SW Retro Chambered 3" cat back, CAI, Heritage grill, tinted windows, red/silver hash stripes, AAC LED sidemarkers, blacked out turn signals/tail lights, splash guards. 402RWHP

12-01-2013, 05:07 PM	#7
LazyYoYo Yep, that just happened. Drives: Norma Jean, '10 Black 1SS/RS Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Mid Missouri Posts: 245	A friend sat in mine and said "It feels like I'm in a rocket ship." Not really funny but eh WTH figured I'd share. __________________ K&N CAI Doug Thorley Shortys Solo High Flow Cats Flowmaster American Thunder Catback BMR Stage 1 JRE Tune

12-01-2013, 06:10 PM	#8
Vroom_vroom The gritos pollo!!! Drives: Like a idiot Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,215 View My Garage	thats because its so fast you will need a pilots license. __________________ ______ If you don't stop how can they give you a ticket?-The Big Tuna___ '12 1Ls Camaro; Slp loud mouth I\|maganflow x-pipe\|Injen long ram intake\|brembo brake upgrade\| russell s.s. lines\|2LT polished 19's\|billet 5mm spacers\|tinted tail lights&markers\|pdmi\|billet c. can\| '13 Avenger R/T '77 T/A 6.6;, draining my wallet.

11-30-2013, 03:41 PM	#3
rontammy0 Account Suspended Drives: 2011 2SS/ RS INFERNO ORANGE L99 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Alliston Ontario Canada Posts: 9,057 View My Garage	I said to my mustang driving buddy.......if you can't take a joke you shouldn't drive one.

12-01-2013, 06:13 PM	#10
kjkjr27 COTW 9/16/13 Drives: 2011 2LT/RS Camaro IOM Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Syracuse Posts: 10,089	Girl - "Does it have back seats?" Me- "Yea wanna check it out?" __________________ Twitch Youtube

12-01-2013, 06:23 PM	#11
Angrybird 12 7 year Cancer Survivor! Drives: 17 Cruze RS, 07 G6 GT, 99 Astro Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 21,547	Right after I got my 2010 Rally yellow Camaro I pulled up at a convenience store and everyone was looking out at me. I walk in and I am wearing my yellow Camaro shirt, my yellow Camaro hat, and one of the people that watched me get out of the car asked, "Is that your Camaro?, I said, "What makes you think I have a Camaro?"..... Here's your Sign... __________________ Cancer's a bitch! Enjoy life while you can! LIVE, LOVE, DRIVE... The Bird is the word!

12-01-2013, 06:47 PM	#12
Fred 6528 Drives: 2011 ss Join Date: May 2013 Location: va Posts: 983	I rather see my momma work in a whore house than drive a mustang!

12-01-2013, 06:51 PM	#13
SGDM Drives: 2016 2SS Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: North Texas Posts: 1,422	Are you Batman... __________________ Who Dares...Wins