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Old 12-05-2013, 10:48 PM   #1
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Electric car jokes.... Post them

NASCAR was going to hold their first Nissan Leaf Division 500 race last week but called it off when they found out that pit stops would take 8 hours to complete and the race would be 5 days long.
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Old 12-05-2013, 10:59 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:00 PM   #3
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:01 PM   #4
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Old 12-06-2013, 12:38 AM   #5
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Old 12-06-2013, 08:18 AM   #6
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Your future most likely involves an electric car in your driveway.

At least for me it does. I'm pretty young. By the time I'm 60 I probably won't be able to get gas for my 1LE for less than 30 bucks a gallon.
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #7
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Old 12-06-2013, 09:28 AM   #8
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Your future most likely involves an electric car in your driveway.

At least for me it does. I'm pretty young. By the time I'm 60 I probably won't be able to get gas for my 1LE for less than 30 bucks a gallon.
Hmmm, is there supposed to be a electric car joke in there somewhere? If there is, I don't get it...
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:01 AM   #9
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Yes instant torque is nice,
spending only $170 for 10K+ miles is awesome,
and you are probably helping save the environment while I am actively doing my part to destroy it.
But dont you miss that rough, throaty growl when you fire it up?
what about the fact that the Camaro's lines are thing of beauty, yet your car looks like a retarded shuttlecraft from an outtake of star trek?
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:13 AM   #10
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Wow here we go again. Please if you are not going to post electric car jokes I would appreciate you not posting in this thread at all. You can start your own pro electric car thread.
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:20 AM   #11
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It must suck having to spend 80 seconds replacing the battery pack like the model S does.
Just don't run over anything the size of a coke can or you'll be having a weenie roast on your car!
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #12
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Even though I'm 1000% in favor of electric cars I don't see why we can't joke around a bit! it's Friday after all right?


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Joke all you want.

You realize that a Chevy Spark electric has more torque than a Ferrari California, right? Oh, and that is at zero RPM.

I've spent $170 in electric to travel my last 10,000 miles in my Volt, and I actually have headroom.

The Camaro is a nice car, don't get me wrong, but my Volt does have the same torque as her Camaro. Instant torque is nothing to sneeze at.
Here's my joke. You know what the difference between a Chevy Spark and a Ferrari California is?

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Oh Snap, No he didnt!
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