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bamaproshop · 08-12-2015, 12:18 PM

When i walked out to my Camaro this morning i found this on my windshield. I think its a message from a transformer

Scalded Dog · 08-12-2015, 12:49 PM

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

Venomous · 08-12-2015, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

That's good stuff right there

I4toV8 · 08-12-2015, 01:02 PM

have you tried google translate?

Ice-Forever · 08-12-2015, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

A++

Would read again

Ambush · 08-12-2015, 01:12 PM

Predator self-destruct sequence counting down on your Camaro brah.

SSJ455 · 08-12-2015, 01:17 PM

Whatever it is, it is better than finding birdshit on the window.

xrivera91 · 08-12-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ambush

Predator self-destruct sequence counting down on your Camaro brah.

I thought the guy that said try Google translate was funny but this made me Crack up. Lmao

GMTool · 08-12-2015, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bamaproshop

When i walked out to my Camaro this morning i found this on my windshield. I think its a message from a transformer

Yep, I recognize that, definitely extraterrestrial hieroglyphics. Or a bat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

Sometimes things in life would make a good cartoon. That's a good one.

1Coopgt · 08-12-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

motorhead · 08-12-2015, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ambush

Predator self-destruct sequence counting down on your Camaro brah.

If bleeds we can kill it.

GrandAmGT · 08-12-2015, 07:48 PM

I think a chupacabra did it.

IkoIko · 08-12-2015, 07:54 PM

Laugh of the month award!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scalded Dog

I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

freddyD · 08-16-2015, 09:27 AM

no It's from an Alien and YOU will be next!

08-12-2015, 12:18 PM	#1
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SSJ455 Drives: "Kara Zor-El" 2017 2SS HBM Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Lower Hudson Valley Posts: 2,055 View My Garage	Whatever it is, it is better than finding birdshit on the window. __________________ Lead me not into temptation. I already know the way. Lana? Lana? LANA! LAAANAAAA!!!! What? Dangerzoooooone.

08-12-2015, 12:49 PM	#2
Scalded Dog Drives: 2011 1LT Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Crestline, CA Posts: 3,029	I'm going to guess that a bat, bird, or a bug flopped around on there. One evening a while back, I went outside to wash my Silverado, when a low- IQ bat ran into my windshield. It tried in vain NOT to slide down the windshield, but failed... the little bat claws made a weak and undignified squealing sound as it slowly slid down. Once at the bottom of the windshield, it flopped around a little (leaving marks in the dust on the hood, similar to yours), before it finally stood up (and I swear, it brushed itself off, straightened its necktie, and gave me a "I- meant- to- do- that" look), walked to the edge of the hood, and flew away.

08-12-2015, 07:48 PM	#12
GrandAmGT Drives: 2010 1LT & 2016 Cadillac CTS V6 Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Danville, Virginia Posts: 376	I think a chupacabra did it.

08-16-2015, 09:27 AM	#14
freddyD Drives: 2020 rally green rs Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Naples Florida Posts: 1,159	no It's from an Alien and YOU will be next!