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s.norman · 10-28-2008, 10:28 PM

the new camaro is like liquid panty remover...it makes the girls wet

s.norman · 10-28-2008, 10:29 PM

the new camaro is definitely an intimmadator!

zebra · 10-28-2008, 10:30 PM

a hybrid 2.0L is coming for the 2011 model

CWI · 10-28-2008, 10:46 PM

The Millenium Falcon was an IVER and Han Solo's real name was Scott Settlemire

Elvis has paid for the rights to the first SS built

zforce · 10-28-2008, 10:56 PM

the new camaro has such a tite seal around the doors and windows that it doubles as a submarine. The yellow camaro inspired the beatles to write the song titled "the yellow submarine." - 'cause we all want to live in a yellow submarine....

*Camaro_Corvette* · 10-28-2008, 11:00 PM

comes standard with warp drive

smike07 · 10-28-2008, 11:03 PM

The Gen. V Camaro will cause glass windows to turn back into sand as its reflection passes through them because the sand was not worthy of holding such beauty in its glass form.

zforce · 10-28-2008, 11:14 PM

I just heard that the camaro actually can produce 550 hp but GM placed an hp restrictor to avoid lawsuites from parents that are going to buy their kids one for graduation!

Camaro Lives On · 10-29-2008, 04:46 PM

It turns out the new Camaro is nothing more that a reskinned 1994 Honda Civic, with nothing more that a 99 hp I4, mounted in the trunk. The engine that is under the hood, is actually a molded block of hard plastic with fake lines and hosee super glued on it.

camaro&T/A · 10-29-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zforce

I just heard that the camaro actually can produce 550 hp but GM placed an hp restrictor to avoid lawsuites from parents that are going to buy their kids one for graduation!

and that's the V6!!!!!

lalometalik · 10-29-2008, 04:57 PM

chuck norris isn't even cool.
wait, this is about the camaro. oops

*GTAHVIT* · 10-29-2008, 05:12 PM

The new camaro can make almost anyone cool...

But it will take a 2SS/RS to make lalometalik as cool as me....

totally messing with you.

fastball · 10-29-2008, 05:23 PM

When you drive a Camaro, everywhere you go beautifull women will throw themselves all over you by the dozens.

fastball · 10-29-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWIweldace

The Millenium Falcon was an IVER and Han Solo's real name was Scott Settlemire

Which is why there is no LS3 for the SS, it is actually powered by the force.

10-28-2008, 10:30 PM	#59
zebra just can't seem to leave Drives: your mom wild!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: cold & windy Posts: 10,625 View My Garage	a hybrid 2.0L is coming for the 2011 model __________________ Eve ('00 FRC): hot-air intake Rowan ('09 H3): 5spd mom-mobile Penny ('99 Sierra): 5.3 / HD 5spd... gone but not forgotten Samson ('18 HD): compounded 408

10-28-2008, 10:46 PM	#60
CWI Helping Build America Drives: 2010 2SS/RS,LS3 2013 Duramax 3500HD Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Freeport LPG Export Posts: 3,839 View My Garage	The Millenium Falcon was an IVER and Han Solo's real name was Scott Settlemire Elvis has paid for the rights to the first SS built __________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit, what a ride!"

10-28-2008, 11:00 PM	#62
Camaro_Corvette 36.58625, -121.7568 Drives: Team 1LE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 23,709 View My Garage	comes standard with warp drive __________________ I am seriously never serious vv V vv Next order of business

10-29-2008, 04:46 PM	#65
Camaro Lives On Force RECON Drives: 2005 Saab 9-5 2.3T Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Terre Haute, IN Posts: 1,687 View My Garage	It turns out the new Camaro is nothing more that a reskinned 1994 Honda Civic, with nothing more that a 99 hp I4, mounted in the trunk. The engine that is under the hood, is actually a molded block of hard plastic with fake lines and hosee super glued on it. __________________

10-29-2008, 04:57 PM	#67
lalometalik killer bAnana Drives: 1985 z28 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Carson, CA Posts: 694	chuck norris isn't even cool. wait, this is about the camaro. oops __________________ "Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!"

10-28-2008, 10:28 PM	#57
s.norman Drives: not worth it Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 126	the new camaro is like liquid panty remover...it makes the girls wet

10-28-2008, 10:29 PM	#58
s.norman Drives: not worth it Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 126	the new camaro is definitely an intimmadator!

10-28-2008, 10:56 PM	#61
zforce Drives: 2010 2SS RS Inferno Matelic Orange Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chicago, IL. Posts: 137	the new camaro has such a tite seal around the doors and windows that it doubles as a submarine. The yellow camaro inspired the beatles to write the song titled "the yellow submarine." - 'cause we all want to live in a yellow submarine....

10-28-2008, 11:03 PM	#63
smike07 Drives: 1998 convertible Camaro RS Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 220	The Gen. V Camaro will cause glass windows to turn back into sand as its reflection passes through them because the sand was not worthy of holding such beauty in its glass form.

10-28-2008, 11:14 PM	#64
zforce Drives: 2010 2SS RS Inferno Matelic Orange Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chicago, IL. Posts: 137	I just heard that the camaro actually can produce 550 hp but GM placed an hp restrictor to avoid lawsuites from parents that are going to buy their kids one for graduation!

10-29-2008, 05:12 PM	#68
GTAHVIT Blessed Drives: 2013 Sonic RS MT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Saint Augustine FL Posts: 28,444 View My Garage	The new camaro can make almost anyone cool... But it will take a 2SS/RS to make lalometalik as cool as me.... totally messing with you. __________________ Click image to see build thread. PQ - "the love of cars. It's a boys first step toward manhood and a mans last hold on boyhood." Fbodfather - "We do not want to use the Z28 moniker on a car that does not deserve this hallowed name." The_Blur - "Let's not confuse competitors with equals."

10-29-2008, 05:23 PM	#69
fastball Banned Drives: 2017 Camaro 2SS 6MT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 4,372	When you drive a Camaro, everywhere you go beautifull women will throw themselves all over you by the dozens.

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