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Old 09-26-2011, 02:35 PM   #29
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Once you find a way..let me know!! I need to get rid of in-law and daughter.
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Old 09-26-2011, 02:45 PM   #30
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My almost mother-in-law (ex fiancee's mom) tried to poison me. She HATED me. Actually she hates ANY woman who's with her son-- I just got the most vitriol because he was going to marry me. She's been a crazy ***** since that house fell on her sister.

My solution is a pine box, because it never gets any better...
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Old 09-26-2011, 07:03 PM   #31
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My almost mother-in-law (ex fiancee's mom) tried to poison me. She HATED me. Actually she hates ANY woman who's with her son-- I just got the most vitriol because he was going to marry me. She's been a crazy ***** since that house fell on her sister.

My solution is a pine box, because it never gets any better...
Ooh, do I sense a tiny bit of embitterment?
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Old 09-26-2011, 07:04 PM   #32
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Haha, yeah, I'm a little bitter. I cooked and cleaned for her; I listened while she poured out sob stories about her ex husband and her son who died a few years back. All I got was poison out of the deal.
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Old 09-26-2011, 07:08 PM   #33
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Old 09-26-2011, 07:09 PM   #34
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Once you find a way..let me know!! I need to get rid of in-law and daughter.
Heck, the old man too.
Sounds like you need the group package for rubbing-out-the-rabble. I thought I had it bad with the single broom riding battle-axe coming to piss on my every waking moment. You have it thrice as bad. :(

Perhaps a very large cauldron could fit the body parts after an appropriate butchering. Remember to have plenty of garbage sacks, duct tape and paper towels on hand for the dismemberment; it does get messy.
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Old 09-27-2011, 08:49 AM   #35
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Sounds like you need the group package for rubbing-out-the-rabble. I thought I had it bad with the single broom riding battle-axe coming to piss on my every waking moment. You have it thrice as bad. :(

Perhaps a very large cauldron could fit the body parts after an appropriate butchering. Remember to have plenty of garbage sacks, duct tape and paper towels on hand for the dismemberment; it does get messy.
Love the idea. Just what do I do with the left overs? Oh never mind....Halloween is coming up.
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:36 AM   #36
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I kill her with "kindness", the meaner she gets....the kinder I get!!! It has taken 28 years for me to find her weaknesses, and I know how to use them to my advantage anytime she gets out of line. Good Luck, but don't kill her, you will find a new Mother-in-Law in prison named Bubba!!
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:43 AM   #37
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At least BUBBA will take care of you and protect you..er,um,his property.
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Old 09-27-2011, 06:04 PM   #38
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If "Bubba" is a mother-in-prison-law, then by definition I am the man, and he's my bitch, not the other way 'round...
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Old 09-27-2011, 06:35 PM   #39
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Ok, so I'm the freak of nature here (be nice now). I love both my in laws. I married their youngest son as a divorcee with three kids. I'm 7 yrs older than he is too. So, he "inherited" three kids at the ripe age of 25...

Plus, both are currently 85 years old and live in western PA, so we don't see them much and I know they won't be around 10 years from now! So we treasure each time we see them..
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Ok, so I'm the freak of nature here (be nice now). I love both my in laws. I married their youngest son as a divorcee with three kids. I'm 7 yrs older than he is too. So, he "inherited" three kids at the ripe age of 25...

Plus, both are currently 85 years old and live in western PA, so we don't see them much and I know they won't be around 10 years from now! So we treasure each time we see them..
Nothin' personal at all, I'm just bein' silly, as usual, ask anybody. I'm glad your in-laws are as they are; you are very lucky. Many of us go through years of largely silent suffering from their incessant meddling, especially from the female bruja... (witch in English).
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" incessant meddling" Ivas gets things right once in a while. That description fit my mother-in-law whilst she was living . :(
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The key is living far enough away that she won't come over too often, but not so far that she'll have to stay over when she does.
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