GTA: Hello Onstar ?
OS: Yes, how may I help you.
GTA: Um... I can't read.
OS: Well, there's always Hooked On Phonics.
GTA: No, I can read, I just can't read a gas gauge
OS: Just a minute, let me look at that remotely sir.
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OS: Sir.
GTA: Yes.
OS: Your car is out of gas.
GTA: Uh, yes. Can you send someone out?
OS: Yes we can.
OS: Do want them to bring anything?
GTA: Yes.
OS: What?
GTA: Some gas.
OS: OK. We can do that.
GTA: Thanks.
OS: But there is a slight fee.
GTA: How much?
OS: $500
GTA: $500 ?
OS: Yes, $20 for the gas, $480 for a lifetime subscription to Onstar.
GTA: How about just the gas?
OS: How about you call someone else?
GTA: OK. Sounds like a deal.
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GTA: Uh, one more thing.
OS: Yes.
GTA: Can you swing by a a Starbucks and get me coffee ???
