[rebelyell22]

Originally Posted by McRat

It's all in good fun. No matter what you own, you will get ribbing.

Vette - "Making up for shortcoming?"
Camaro - "Wow, you have all your teeth and no mullet! Is it a rental?"
Mustang - "NICE CAR!! Want to sell it? Got change for a $20?"
Cadillac - "You got ripped. It's missing the handicap plate!"
Porsche - "Recently divorced, eh?"
BMW - "Only difference between your car and a porcupine, is the pricks are on the inside."
Viper - "Ronald McDonald just called for you. He wants his clown shoe back!" Or "Crap. It's just a Viper. When I heard the exhaust I thought UPS was here, and I'm waiting for some parts."

Etc.