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I despise door knockers whether they are legit or not. One nice gentleman who last knocked at 8 pm one Saturday evening told me his name was Jesse and he was running for Mayor of Melrose Park. I told him to go **** himself and ran him off my front yard with a dog.
A Pitbull, Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler, and so on are all breeds to run humans off your property. The predator must be at least 60lbs., male or female is fine, professionally trained or not doesn't matter. A big dog, large teeth, and an admirable disposition to discriminate and chase other creatures in a aggressive manner is highly suitable.
I call it sport ****in' or rather a proper ****. Guns are cool too!
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