Well, here goes:
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
*reprise of the creepy organ music*
*lightning bolt flash and accompanying thunder*
......*talking quietly and rillyfast*
...........omgsomeonehelpmeIgottagethisoutbeforesh egetsbackit'snotwhoyouthinkitisOMGthisisreallyb... ............................*fwweeeepppppppp*..... ............*shizzle*..........
............ (damnitSnoopwouldyouQUITTHAT???)....
Translation: The evil Omgs won't help me and I got shizzle snot on snoops shoes
....she'sinsaneandcrazyandpostcardsfromtheedgenott omentionshethinksshe'sJoanfreekin'Rivers!!!....... ....*squak!*............waswatchingherandrealizedt hatshewouldleaveeveryonceinawhile................. ..
..............*squelch*........................... .......................................
Translation: "Insane in the membrane Plenty insane Got no brain! Hedgehog not men in the stinking river. What her real hat
.................................................. ......*skreeeeee*..................aftershebrokemy anklewithacrankshaftfromahem...................... .....*fluttttterrrrrrr*........................... ..................................andthenIrealized shewasbeingimpersonated.........itwasreallyRosieO' D...............................................*B !A!N!G*....................
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We couldn't accurately translate this one. Come on! We all know Rosie has no idea what to do with a crankshaft....
so sorry, I couldn't help it.... Navy flash back.
*end of transmission*
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
*reprise the creepy organ music*
*talkingrillyquietlyandfast!*
".............omgomgomgshesinthisthingwithSnoop!.. ............*shizzleandfizzle* ....................(SEE!)........................ ..........demandingmodelsthatIcouldn'tlivewith.... ..............................*C!R!A!C!K!*........ .....................................
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...............andI'dratherdiethan................ ....*FWEEEEPPP!!!*................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........
...........aSnoopDeVille!!!!aretheyfrigginKIDDINGm .............................................*soun d of a crankshaft hitting bone*............YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE................................................ ...............................*creepy silence*.......................................... .................................................. ..............................
Translation: Snoop put pop rocks in man models pants live with Dan Rather??? We think one of them farted and Cruella DeVille didn't like it.
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
*mouthwithsockinittapedclosed*
MIS Filter Applied:
"........MMMMWWHHHWWWFFFFFMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! MMMMWWHHHHWWFFFFMMMMM!!!!!..........."
Translated: Muth... what th...... Uhhh, you get the idea
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
*tapecomingoffmouththat'sbeenstuffedwithasock*
".......ifwavnthirr.......itwuffwosieodonofffwiffh eppfwumEssieAckson.........
.....Iwokzwuvverinvttitmtovivvitaheyyygwapppdeee!! !!............"
Translation: I'm waving it with Rosie not with huffelpuff Jessie Jackson. I didn't know Jessie Jackson went to hogwarts???
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
' ...HE IFFF A FFFFPPPPYYYY!!!!!
A FFFFPPPYYY!!!!
WIMES WIF CWY!!!!!!!
WIMES WIFF HI!!!
Translation: He's a HIPPY, rhymes with sissy with his wife in Hawaii.
'........AN WA WILL WEEVIL FWOM BAKERFOWN IFF INVOFFED FOO!!!....."
"....AY TUCK A FOCK IM MY MOUFF...."
A little weeble wants the baker to frown if off'd by the foo fighters, and trucks rock in the mountains. Whew that one was tough....
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
" go get a will weevil fwom bakerftown....ees invoffed ooo! ees wiff essie ackson!!! an Funt ooo!!! "
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
".....GAH!!! GAH!!! ASS IT!.......(FOWWY FOR FAYING 'ASS' UT I AN'T FAY 'YEF!' WIFF A FOCK IM MY MOUF!)......."
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Originally Posted by fbodfather
"......ath him!!! ath him!!!!......
..ee fried thew weffcue me --
...........ut he hit a twee thtump wiff hith THee Oh Thickth!!!
.........and he thottalled ith!!!! --
.........an then Thunt gwabbed me and thtuck a thock ihm my mouff!!! ........"
*sound of club hitting skull*
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Fortunately Dragon has correctly summarized the remaining messages.
Hopefully this report has added the clarity and conformation of proven and verifiable facts that this communication traffic was in desperate need of. Without the clarification provided in this updated transcript I fear we'd all be lost... and Scott too. Glad to be of service
Man, am I glad that's over.... what do you mean we're out of tequila!!!!!