We want the truth about Shunt fbodfather!!!!! Photos of Shunt!!!!

[Bumble Bee '77]

omg i almost fell outta my chair reading that

[CatiaJockey]

Wow, simply amazing. I'm now addicted to this thread and require a daily dose or 4.

[fbodfather]

*reprise of the creepy organ music*
*lightning bolt flash and accompanying thunder*


......*talking quietly and rillyfast*

...........omgsomeonehelpmeIgottagethisoutbeforesh egetsbackit'snotwhoyouthinkitisOMGthisisreallyb... ............................*fwweeeepppppppp*..... ............*shizzle*..........

............ (damnitSnoopwouldyouQUITTHAT???)....

....she'sinsaneandcrazyandpostcardsfromtheedgenott omentionshethinksshe'sJoanfreekin'Rivers!!!....... ....*squak!*............waswatchingherandrealizedt hatshewouldleaveeveryonceinawhile................. ..

..............*squelch*........................... .......................................

.................................................. ......*skreeeeee*..................aftershebrokemy anklewithacrankshaftfromahem...................... .....*fluttttterrrrrrr*........................... ..................................andthenIrealized shewasbeingimpersonated.........itwasreallyRosieO' D...............................................*B !A!N!G*....................
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................


*end of transmission*

*cuecreepyorganmusic*

[pinkcamaro10]

Is there a bird located in your presence?

so it was rosie this whole time?

Aston, we need you!

[aston70]

Wow, a cryptic decipher keycode was found in this message. Scott must have suspected something like this would happen. Here we see his infamous 'play the record backwards' technique again...

It appears that a seasoned undercover agent in the Washington vicinity will be required for a special op... Someone who is up to the challenge of 'licks to pants...' (spankings, I presume...) in order to recover needed information...

The last portion of the message appears to be another signal that may have been inadvertently received. Or perhaps whoever is driving the camaro is playing some really loud music.

BTW, since the Scott knapping, I hope we haven't lost focus on looking for Shunt.

Originally Posted by fbodfather

......help me!!!! she Put .....*static* ...ants in my pants, and not in the

good way............................................... ...... ..................................................

.................................................. ...........the sledge hammster keeps head butting

me.......*snap**crackle**pop*.......... I HATE RICE

KRISPIES!!!............................................... ... ..................................................

.................................................. ..................................................

.................................................. ...on.....and I can't get out of..this.

Damn, fur coat, platform she’s, and got suit.......*shizzle*................who

are you calling "my nizzle?".......................................... ........

.................................................. ..........................................and the new Camaro!

is..exActly what mustang nowers fear it to

be................................*pop*........NOO OOO not more rice

krispies!!!!!!!!.................................................. ..................................................

.................................................. ..................................................

.................................................. ..................................................

.................................................. ......OMG SHE'S COMING AT ME WITH A...red rider BB gun... she keeps

yelling................................................. *ba ng!!!*......*bang!*........

*bang!*..............



...............end of the transmission..in that POS mustang. I told you it wouldn't last........... No no put the

hamster do..............................

Originally Posted by fbodfather

...............She's a one eyed, one horned giant purple people eater......................................*crackl e*.... ..What the

hell is all the bubble wrap for???............................................ ...... ..................................................

.................................................. .................................................. ......for Dodge...so screwed

the challenger up that GM gave it's only begotten Camaro so that whosoever driveth in him should not perish but

blow the doors off those with no life.............................."So I came to her room and opened the door...

Oh.....*snap*....guess what I saw".......

[CRYPTIC DECIPHER KEYCODE 'BIZ MARKIE' FOUND... PLEASE WAIT... PROCESSING REQUEST...

Begin

$record = FETCH ROW (JUST_A_FRIEND_LYRICS);
PostBack
Class m_fBodFather Public Friend OVERRIDES Function SpinTheRecordBackwards($record) As Result
Echo Result;

END

]

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..what the hell are you doing here?...................I heard them talking about using a

brokeback.........mu.............................. .................... ..................................................

...............'stang.......to transport me but they can't seem to get it running.............Ridin in my chevy n I'm sittin at the light (at the

light) I got kush in my blood Sippin remy keep it pimpin with my pinky off the (sumthin) All the people when they see me like snoop turn it up!
...............................*shizzleandfizzle*. ..................................................

....................AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!

BTW, If you actually read all this, I hope you're still

[Mr. Wyndham]

Originally Posted by fbodfather

.................................................. ......*skreeeeee*..................aftershebrokemy anklewithacrankshaftfromahem...................... .....*fluttttterrrrrrr*........................... ..................................andthenIrealized shewasbeingimpersonated.........itwasreallyRosieO' D...............................................*B !A!N!G*....................
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................

That makes total sense!!! The only woman on earth who could swing a crankshaft like that is Rosie. Duh-Duh-Duh!!!! This issue is getting out of hand fast!


QUICK, SCOTT!!! I'm airlifting this mask to you're location! (Yep...those Onstar satellites come in handy) Put it on next time she leaves the area, it will scare her away long enough for you to escape!!!!!!!!!

[aston70]

OMG! Another one... Gtahvit, did we get all of it?

Originally Posted by fbodfather

*reprise of the creepy organ music*
*lightning bolt flash and accompanying thunder*


......*talking quietly and rillyfast*

...........omgsomeonehelpmeIgottagethisoutbeforesh egetsbackit'snotwhoyouthinkitisOMGthisisreallyb... ............................*fwweeeepppppppp*..... ............*shizzle*..........

............ (damnitSnoopwouldyouQUITTHAT???)....

....she'sinsaneandcrazyandpostcardsfromtheedgenott omentionshethinksshe'sJoanfreekin'Rivers!!!....... ....*squak!*............waswatchingherandrealizedt hatshewouldleaveeveryonceinawhile................. ..

..............*squelch*........................... .......................................

.................................................. ......*skreeeeee*..................aftershebrokemy anklewithacrankshaftfromahem...................... .....*fluttttterrrrrrr*........................... ..................................andthenIrealized shewasbeingimpersonated.........itwasreallyRosieO' D...............................................*B !A!N!G*....................
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................


*end of transmission*

*cuecreepyorganmusic*

[fbodfather]

*reprise the creepy organ music*


*talkingrillyquietlyandfast!*


".............omgomgomgshesinthisthingwithSnoop!.. ............*shizzleandfizzle* ....................(SEE!)........................ ..........demandingmodelsthatIcouldn'tlivewith.... ..............................*C!R!A!C!K!*........ .....................................
.................................................. ................................................
...............andI'dratherdiethan................ ....*FWEEEEPPP!!!*................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........

...........aSnoopDeVille!!!!aretheyfrigginKIDDINGm .............................................*soun d of a crankshaft hitting bone*............YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE................................................ ...............................*creepy silence*.......................................... .................................................. ..............................

[2KZ28_For_Now]

Hey, I'm just diggin the Biz Markie reference. Classic, and one of my faves.

"Oh BABY - YOUuuuuuu! You got what I neee-eeed."

Thanks. Now that song is in constant-replay mode in my brain - for all night.

[TAG UR IT]

Holy crap am I loving this thread!!! Man, that code....that must have taken some time!

(the rapping was hilarious, btw!!!)

[Mindz]

[QUOTE=fbodfather;86631*reprise of the creepy organ music*
*lightning bolt flash and accompanying thunder*[/QUOTE]


Anyone else immediately think Aqua Teen?

BEHOLD!!!!

[dragonwolf]

OMG...Stop!!! I cant breath....Falling On Floor LMAO....Cant see the words anymore...Tears down my cheeks....This is the best Thread EVER!!!

[RB43TD]

BEST THREAD EVER!

[GTAHVIT]

DAMN!!!

We're working around the clock.... The encryption has changed so we need to parse, truncate, and recompile the new content....

Stand by for message traffic regeneration....

I know we are running out of time.... Lives are at stake... People in the field, and their missions are hanging in the balance!!!!!!!

DAMN MAN!!! WE NEED MORE TIME!!!!!!!!

We've got every available resource working it.