Scott...
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Thor's job, was to improve the brand. (Which I'm sure you helped him do via OnStar). Thor, through your unmatched sense of comradery, got to expose random strangers to this great new car, and perhaps tempt them into seeing what other vehicles Chevy's showing off today.
Thor's job is done. His mission was a success. And it's time to go home.
Thank you (both) for everything in those 15+ thousand miles.