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Old 09-10-2008, 09:59 PM   #15
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How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?


the baby isn't on the 20Th floor? it doesn't say what floor the baby's on
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Old 09-10-2008, 10:30 PM   #16
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I'm holding 2 coins that total 30 cents. One of the coins is NOT a nickel. What 2 coins am I holding?
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Old 09-10-2008, 10:32 PM   #17
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it was his son...

no google needed






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Old 09-10-2008, 10:33 PM   #18
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lol, i just heard that one the other day. my buddy was racking his brain for hours.
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Old 09-10-2008, 10:35 PM   #19
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I like riddles...Unless I can't figure em out...Then I hate riddles
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Old 09-10-2008, 10:37 PM   #20
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it was his son...

no google needed
What are you, crazy man? How you figure it was his son???
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:16 PM   #21
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LOL hard riddles heres one for you guys. 2 men are plaing chess and they played 5 times and they both won and didn't tie what happened?
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:41 PM   #22
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I'm holding 2 coins that total 30 cents. One of the coins is NOT a nickel. What 2 coins am I holding?
this ones a play on words.
its a quarter and a nickel.
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:44 PM   #23
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LOL hard riddles heres one for you guys. 2 men are plaing chess and they played 5 times and they both won and didn't tie what happened?
ya got me on this one.
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:46 PM   #24
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They weren't playing each other?
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:00 AM   #25
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Here you guys go...Theres a lady who has no arms or legs right. Theres a white man a chinese man and a black man. She asks the white man to kiss her...he does. Then she asks the chinese man to go down...he does it. Finally she asks the black man to F her...He threw her in the river and yelled I just F'ed you real good! LmAo!
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:38 AM   #26
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LOL hard riddles heres one for you guys. 2 men are plaing chess and they played 5 times and they both won and didn't tie what happened?
uhhhhh, one guy won more games than the other? ie: 3games-2games or 4-1
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:41 AM   #27
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A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment. Why does he do this?
i heard this one a long time ago too......
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:52 PM   #28
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He got it right i never said they played each other. It just that are brains are so smart that we lack the obvious and common sense. Ok u are in a a dark and u have a match and there is a candel and a wood burning stove. What do u light 1st? easy one..
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