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Nerdy one
Drives: #000000 & #FF8000 2010 Camaro Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: (elba), ct
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I GOTTA POOP!!! A cautonary tale about the perils of camaro ownership.
So the other day I found myself in need of a good poop, as is a daily custom of mine. Upon entering the bathroom I found I was out of toilet paper, lucky I checked before succumbing to my gastrointestinal desires. So I hopped into my car and ran up to the local market to replenish my supplies. Outside the store someone stopped me, as often happens, to ask about the car. I gave them short polite conversation and continued on my quest. When I came out a guy in a Charger drove up and wanted to talk, then a guy on a Harley... Then the maintenance guy from my old job, (who now thinks I'm a drug dealer, but I digress). In short a 2min store run ends 45mins later with a less than happy sphincter.
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Dave McFly:
Modern cars are awash in “It-goes-to-11” ergonomics. No one asked for it. It’s just in your car because—like black mold or a carjacker with herpes—it can be. SHORT FAT ROUND NINJA |
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Go Blue!!!!!
Drives: 2012 Cruze LT Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Indiana
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Lmfao
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Location: St Cloud Minnesota
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wow
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Track > 1/4 Mile
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HAHA omg
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JEFF2010SSMANUAL
Drives: IOM 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Northern IL
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MUCHO COCKA BOY.
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Delete this account
Drives: Delete this account Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: LA
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LMAOOO!!!
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Location: Midland
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FUNNY but way more than i needed to know
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Location: NAS PENSACOLA, FL
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and I thought only Mustang owners were full of $_it.
Last edited by GB EB; 04-22-2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason: spelling |
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Location: LOUISVILLE,KY..
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thank you for enlightening us on your bowl movements.
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Location: Bristow, VA
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poop in the store!
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Pro Hide n Seek Player
Drives: 2010 SS LS3/LSA 620whp/630tq Join Date: May 2009
Location: Tucson, AZ
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why does that always happen!?!?!? Same at the bar when a girls starts talkin to u is always when u gotta piss
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620whp/630wtq. ADM LSA Conversion, E85, PFADT Tri-Y Headers into Borla S, PFADT Swaybars, Springs, Links, 20x10 20x11 Forgestar F14s, Lots of AAC |
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Camaro SL,UTs
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS #16429 Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Jordan, UT
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I think I've been topped as the "D*** & Fart" poster on here!!
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Location: Calgary
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Nerdy one
Drives: #000000 & #FF8000 2010 Camaro Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: (elba), ct
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I learned from the master.
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Dave McFly:
Modern cars are awash in “It-goes-to-11” ergonomics. No one asked for it. It’s just in your car because—like black mold or a carjacker with herpes—it can be. SHORT FAT ROUND NINJA |
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