06-10-2010, 10:49 AM | #1 |
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Humorous Pejoratives
Hey!
Looking for some funnies to add to my repertoire; Preferably short ones. All in good fun now, no (serious) offense intended. I'll start: Why do New Yorkers have an attitude? 'cause New Jersey is the 'Light at the end of the Tunnel' California should change it's moniker from 'The Golden State' to 'The Cereal State' 'cause it's full of fruits, nuts and flakes. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko The call went out from a Hollywood Director for actors to participate in a movie about famous Composers; Schwarzenegger called and said "I'll be Bach" |
06-10-2010, 10:51 AM | #2 |
movin' down the motorway
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Wanna hear a dirty joke? 3 white horses fell into a mud puddle
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06-10-2010, 10:57 AM | #3 |
I am the internets.
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What the French, Toast?
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06-10-2010, 11:06 PM | #4 |
I'm Greg Norris.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a little boy fell in the mud wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath with bubbles wanna hear a sick joke? bubbles was the boy next door. |
12-22-2010, 09:37 PM | #5 |
How U Doin?
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for Greg Norris
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01-05-2011, 03:44 PM | #6 |
I'm Greg Norris.
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a guy goes to the store and buys a couple pizzas, a pack of beer, some pop tarts and a cheap movie.
at the register, the young woman ringing up the items looks at his stuff and then back to him and says "single, huh?" To which he replies "yeah, how'd you know?" She said "Cus you are ugly." |
01-05-2011, 03:45 PM | #7 | |
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"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol" -W.C.Feilds
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01-05-2011, 11:23 PM | #9 |
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What do you call it when a whipped man carries his woman’s purse?
Weekly Visitation [That’s where she keeps his balls.] |
01-05-2011, 11:49 PM | #10 |
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01-06-2011, 01:53 PM | #11 |
el Ruco
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Hmm, I wonder how long this thread will go before it gets quashed?
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01-06-2011, 02:14 PM | #12 |
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Why was the tooth brush invented in West Virginia?
Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
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01-06-2011, 02:33 PM | #13 |
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LMAO! It hurts to even type this.
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"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol" -W.C.Feilds
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01-06-2011, 03:47 PM | #14 |
el Ruco
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Can she handle it?
A woman is being interviewed for a job.
"Young lady," says the boss, "do you think you are capable of driving a taxi?" "Sir," replies the woman, "I come from a long line of truck drivers." "Miss," says the boss, "we want to know of your job skills, not your carnal pleasures." |
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