Violated by a Turkey!!!

[bobbyjpgh]

LOL, I'm only laughing because he only scratched the stripe, when I get time later I'll put some pics up.

[The Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by fad1

thank goodness it wasnt a dear or something.

[GM-REX]

Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight_23

I still haven't figured out how they get them to cross at those signs.

[LadiesMan217]

Originally Posted by GM-REX

I still haven't figured out how they get them to cross at those signs.

It's funny, my neighbor told me that she called up to ask if they could move the sign out of her front yard. They told her it's a safety to tell people that deer cross there. She told them to move it further down the street and they'd cross there. I had to explain it to her...and she did this after

[UCF w00t]

Even turkeys just want to get a better look at this car. Just another accident caused by the stunning looks.

[GM-REX]

Originally Posted by LadiesMan217

It's funny, my neighbor told me that she called up to ask if they could move the sign out of her front yard. They told her it's a safety to tell people that deer cross there. She told them to move it further down the street and they'd cross there. I had to explain it to her...and she did this after

[diddiyo]

Originally Posted by fad1

thank goodness it wasnt a dear or something.

i think sometimes people secretly wish it was a dear though

[DarrenJ]

Originally Posted by bobbyjpgh

So I just get off the plane from Reno and pick Vanessa up from my uncles garage where I stored her for the past week. I pull out and a mile down the road a big ass turkey runs out in the road. I hit my brakes he flew up and fell on my hood then off my windshield. I pulled over and the turkey dipped out on me or I'd be eating him tonight! LOL He scratched my right ralley stripe on my hood and I probably have to order new ones. Of all things a Turkey!!

Pictures or it didn't happen!

[kdoske]

Don't worry I caught the turkey to defend your honor. Me and my family are eating it as I type this message. My girlfriend did a great job it came out fantastic, pic below.

[djsnoflake]

I was expecting a completely different story from your title. Yours was funny, but the one my dirty dirty mind created by reading your title was moreso

[Standard-Z]

Thats funny. I think I would have done this

[321LATER]

Funny and sad at the same time. I would of tracked it down and served it up for dinner.

[fbodfather]

Wow -- I can only imagine!

I was driving "Thor" back from Columbus -- and as I was coming thru Toledo, a large piece of truck tire was thrown up by a Grand Cherokee -- it hit Thor right square on the right side of the grille and front fascia.........

BAM!!!!!







...........I was not pleased...........




........come to think of it......neither was THOR!


AMAZINGLY -- got him home -- slight scuff mark -- came off with a bit of cleaner/wax!

Unbelieveable............


(......but then I've come to expect unbelievable things from Thor!...)

[n!ght r!der]

Why did the turkey cross the street?
Because he saw a friggin Camaro lol