Girlfriend Mod!!!

[flyer08]

Buy her a camaro, worked for me

[scubadoo7]

I want to be delicate here, but who's money buys your mods? If it's hers, than she has a right to complain. If she's a keeper, then buy the shiny ring, but beware, when you're married, your cash is technically hers too. Good luck.

[Titan]

Originally Posted by scubadoo7

I want to be delicate here, but who's money buys your mods? If it's hers, than she has a right to complain. If she's a keeper, then buy the shiny ring, but beware, when you're married, your cash is technically hers too. Good luck.

I think that some of you are reading into this a little much, it is light hearted humor. But seriously-I have yet to find this rare creature you speak of-A girl with her own money!!

[Rockamakis]

Apparently I have found an anomaly. Mine likes watching sports and watching me play video games. She has supported me in doing anything to my and will even find things that she likes and suggest them. She has always said if I want something I can get it. We've been married for 11 years and been together for 15 total.

[Fiftydriver]

Originally Posted by Titan

LOL, I have been through my share and they don't make them much better than her!

Sounds like a pretty easy decision then..... If she is a good one, she will give you more then your car will.

[2xSSRS]

Originally Posted by NH 2012 SS/RS

This is great.

After I upgraded, wife 2.0 is the best ever,
She has convinced me to upgrade my Harley a few years ago, talked me into buying my Oldsmobile and to be honest, during the summer the Camaro is her DD...

Although I have installed the Diamonds 5.0 on multiple ocations...

She even agreed to having her front end upgraded to a new program (@Y@)

Would that be the BooB program 38.DD?

[biggerisbetter]

Originally Posted by 2xSSRS

Would that be the BooB program 38.DD?

[HubStep]

To any guys contemplating the big decision, make SURE you read this first:

http://theatlantic.com/magazine/arch...iamond/304575/

[14pilot]

Originally Posted by Titan

I have been getting the annoying question lately of how much did that cost or the evil eye at the pile of goods sitting in the garage for my '67. I think I am going to have to step up and get the diamond upgrade or suffer the consequences. I have a great lady so a g/f delete is not a viable option. Whose got some great ideas on how to do it?

You are doomed !!!

Really in trouble with that line of logic. Deep doo-doo there, like neck deep.

[jd10013]

Originally Posted by HubStep

To any guys contemplating the big decision,

people don't get married anymore. just play house and have kids while we add new words to the lexicon like baby mama and baby daddy. as Dylan would say "the times they are a changin..........."

[oldfriend]

Originally Posted by Rockamakis

Apparently I have found an anomaly. Mine likes watching sports and watching me play video games. She has supported me in doing anything to my and will even find things that she likes and suggest them. She has always said if I want something I can get it. We've been married for 11 years and been together for 15 total.

You got lucky , rare find indeed .

[oldfriend]

Originally Posted by HubStep

To any guys contemplating the big decision, make SURE you read this first:

http://theatlantic.com/magazine/arch...iamond/304575/

I heard about that a wile back
But as a side note , I think that the industrial usage of diamonds , use like somewhere about 80% of all diamonds production annually
And , why the world does not go after the diamonds cartel , like it tends to go up against the Oil Cartel , get it now ?

[sanjosebmx]

[BGKySS]

Originally Posted by Blue10CamaroSS

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite programs. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to unistall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

That seriously just made me and girlfriend 7.0 crack up...whom happens to be an upgrade from wife 1.0