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jayson71 · 09-13-2009, 01:07 AM

Okay here it is, I have 5 kids four of which are now driving. I want to share some funny statements these brainiacs have stated about the driving process.

1. I had to put the pedal all the way down to floor it.

2. I don't speed often.

3. It was only a fire hydrant!

AND MY FAVORITE

4. I am a good driver, I have driven three times and I have only hit one person. LMAO (Once I knew her SISTER was okay!)

Please all you parents post some other brilliant phrases.

jayson71 · 09-13-2009, 01:12 AM

Okay so the kid caught me on this post and justifies her driving with this "I am way better than Manda the hydrant was stading still, Michelle was moving when I hit her"

JackDaRipper89 · 09-13-2009, 02:02 AM

lmao!!

Audi_kraut · 09-13-2009, 02:41 AM

Bwahahaha.. Though I do not have any kids :knock on wood:, if i were to I would probably put them through a few DE events along with the standard regiment.

jayson71 · 09-13-2009, 02:39 PM

My wife reminded me this morning of the funniest one yet.

"Can I drive the Camaro?"

bluch · 09-13-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayson71

My wife reminded me this morning of the funniest one yet.

"Can I drive the Camaro?"

NO CHANCE. With driving records like hitting fire hydrants and actual human beings....good luck getting behind the wheel of the Camaro!

zweb620 · 09-13-2009, 02:57 PM

But it was only a fire hydrant

SleepWarz · 09-13-2009, 03:46 PM

First time I drove a stick I rolled the car into a ditch after sending the other car into a parked pickup truck.

Good thing there was a bunch of drunk dudes to flip me back over so I could get back into the race. =p

Sometimes its good to get the crazy driving out of your system early

Kelso · 09-13-2009, 03:55 PM

right on man i wrecked my first truck being stupid...i dont drive stupid anymore lol

CAM MAN · 09-13-2009, 04:00 PM

My car was a 74 camaro and I still have it.

Buckbo · 09-13-2009, 07:06 PM

That street sign wasn't there yesterday!
Why do they put those stupid concrete curbs in the middle of the parking lot anyway?
It's not my fault the car went off the road.

bloodymary · 09-14-2009, 04:37 AM

"That kid on that bike hit me!" I actually used that gem myself when I was 17 and some kid sped down his driveway between some parked cars and broadsided my mom's Geo Metro. Shocking amount of damage, since both vehicles weigh about the same and go about as fast!

09-13-2009, 01:07 AM	#1
jayson71 Drives: 2010 Victory Red Camaro Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sacramento California Posts: 283 View My Garage	Teaching your kids to drive. Okay here it is, I have 5 kids four of which are now driving. I want to share some funny statements these brainiacs have stated about the driving process. 1. I had to put the pedal all the way down to floor it. 2. I don't speed often. 3. It was only a fire hydrant! AND MY FAVORITE 4. I am a good driver, I have driven three times and I have only hit one person. LMAO (Once I knew her SISTER was okay!) Please all you parents post some other brilliant phrases.

09-13-2009, 02:41 AM	#4
Audi_kraut Drives: The Dark Side Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 14	Bwahahaha.. Though I do not have any kids :knock on wood:, if i were to I would probably put them through a few DE events along with the standard regiment. __________________ --------------------------------------------- - Mike 2000 MR2-S: 2100lb Track Car 2010 Camaro 1SS/RS: Daily Driven Dream Order #NKNB5D Vin: 1100 - 09/04/2009 \| 2000 - 00/00/2009 \| 2500 - 00/00/2009 \| 3000 - 00/00/2009 3100 - 00/00/2009 \| 3300 - 00/00/2009 \| 3400 - 00/00/2009 \| 3800 - 00/00/2009 4B00 - 00/00/2009 \| 4100 - 00/00/2009 \| 4200 - 00/00/2009 \| 5000 - 00/00/2009 \|6000 - 00/00/2009

09-13-2009, 03:55 PM	#9
Kelso Drives: 99 camaro Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Tivoli, Tx Posts: 223	right on man i wrecked my first truck being stupid...i dont drive stupid anymore lol __________________ Soon to own: 1SS CGM M6

09-14-2009, 04:37 AM	#12
bloodymary VIN: 2G1FT1EW1A9146556 Drives: see sig Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Broomfield, CO Posts: 52	"That kid on that bike hit me!" I actually used that gem myself when I was 17 and some kid sped down his driveway between some parked cars and broadsided my mom's Geo Metro. Shocking amount of damage, since both vehicles weigh about the same and go about as fast! __________________ 2010 2SS/RS, MN6, Victory Red/Black Leather, Polished Wheels, VIN: 2G1FT1EW1A9146556

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09-13-2009, 01:12 AM	#2
jayson71 Drives: 2010 Victory Red Camaro Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sacramento California Posts: 283 View My Garage	Okay so the kid caught me on this post and justifies her driving with this "I am way better than Manda the hydrant was stading still, Michelle was moving when I hit her"

09-13-2009, 02:02 AM	#3
JackDaRipper89 Drives: SW 2/LT w/RS N Blk Leather Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bellevue,Nebraska Posts: 143	lmao!!

09-13-2009, 02:39 PM	#5
jayson71 Drives: 2010 Victory Red Camaro Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sacramento California Posts: 283 View My Garage	My wife reminded me this morning of the funniest one yet. "Can I drive the Camaro?"

09-13-2009, 02:57 PM	#7
zweb620 Account Suspended Drives: Don't have one yet. Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Franklin, PA Posts: 57	But it was only a fire hydrant

09-13-2009, 03:46 PM	#8
SleepWarz Banned Drives: 1991 New Yorker, 69 Tbird, ABM2SSRS Join Date: May 2009 Location: BC Canada Posts: 2,248 View My Garage	First time I drove a stick I rolled the car into a ditch after sending the other car into a parked pickup truck. Good thing there was a bunch of drunk dudes to flip me back over so I could get back into the race. =p Sometimes its good to get the crazy driving out of your system early

09-13-2009, 04:00 PM	#10
CAM MAN Drives: ALL 5 GEN CAMAROS Join Date: May 2009 Location: SanAntonio Texas Posts: 750 View My Garage	My car was a 74 camaro and I still have it.

09-13-2009, 07:06 PM	#11
Buckbo Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Wilmington,Delaware Posts: 430 View My Garage	That street sign wasn't there yesterday! Why do they put those stupid concrete curbs in the middle of the parking lot anyway? It's not my fault the car went off the road.