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The Dark Knight · 06-01-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by n!ght r!der

Why did the turkey cross the street?
Because he saw a friggin Camaro lol

Sweet! I didn't think about that!

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Originally Posted by djsnoflake

I was expecting a completely different story from your title. Yours was funny, but the one my dirty dirty mind created by reading your title was moreso

Look at the pic I posted...Bush got pwned in that way

mutant chicken · 06-01-2009, 05:25 PM

Damn birds !

My wife had her drivers side wiper taken off by an owl, and her sister hit a turkey last year with her new Durango and it did about 3k in damage to the front end, she was doing about 60 at the time ...

Stingr69 · 06-01-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GM-REX

I still haven't figured out how they get them to cross at those signs.

It only works on the deer that can read. The rest just cross where ever they want to.

-Mark.

Vash · 06-01-2009, 06:09 PM

Damn I hate critter scratches.

Little side story, one day I was driving on 290 to Austin. There was several thousand deer kills. Not a hundred or a 1000. It was about 6 miles of driving on hamburger meat. I was freaking out deer where all over the place. The road was red for 2-3 months after.

Never seen anything like it before must of been herd.

Igottahaveone · 06-01-2009, 06:26 PM

I too am the victim of a wild turkey attack. My attack was on my then, still fairly brand new 2000 Monte SS about 7-8 yrs ago. Damn bird got spooked by some co workers and landed on my hood and scratched the crap out of it. It was a shock when the work security guard paged me over the PA system and when i got upfront to him, he tells me a turkey hit my car and scratched it. I feel your pain. I'm sad for a beauty of a car to be scratched so soon, but happy there wasn't further damage.

Vash · 06-01-2009, 06:30 PM

The all weather cover is the way to go. It's thicker than the indoor covers.

Someone already got one for the new Camaro.

That's the only way I keep cats from scratching my bannana. They ruined my vic red truck paint already. 100's of deep scratches to the base coat.

bluman · 06-01-2009, 07:36 PM

Vanessa ????

The Dark Knight · 06-03-2009, 01:46 AM

Pics...

djsnoflake · 06-03-2009, 01:49 AM

I creamed a Hawk doing about 120 km/hr. Hit dead center in my windshield. Pretty scary moment, driving back into the city was a challenge, had to stick my head out the window for about 45 mins

Jamie Mac · 06-03-2009, 02:49 AM

Didn't Vanessa get in trouble for some pics?

06-01-2009, 05:25 PM	#30
mutant chicken Mutant Member Drives: '10 SS/RS, '10 Mini , 07 Harley Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Nor-Cal Posts: 507 View My Garage	Damn birds ! My wife had her drivers side wiper taken off by an owl, and her sister hit a turkey last year with her new Durango and it did about 3k in damage to the front end, she was doing about 60 at the time ... __________________ Ordered Oct. 13th, Del. Jun. 29th! CGM, 2SS/RS

06-01-2009, 07:36 PM	#35
bluman Drives: '10 Corvette GS/'13 Mustang Join Date: May 2009 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 635	Vanessa ???? __________________ 2010 Camaro SIM/CGM RS/2LT VIN #310 SOLD 2010 Corvette Grand Sport

06-03-2009, 01:46 AM	#36
The Dark Knight Batmobile in Disguise Drives: 2009 Pontiac G8 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Upland, Ca Posts: 2,079	Pics... __________________

06-03-2009, 02:49 AM	#38
Jamie Mac NCM-WINR Drives: 2010 SS/RS IOM 2014 2LT Stingray Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,324	Didn't Vanessa get in trouble for some pics? __________________ also drives a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler. It has LED headlights and wheel weights blacked out with Plasti Dip. It's Baller.

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06-01-2009, 06:09 PM	#32
Vash Drives: 00 Blazer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 5,100	Damn I hate critter scratches. Little side story, one day I was driving on 290 to Austin. There was several thousand deer kills. Not a hundred or a 1000. It was about 6 miles of driving on hamburger meat. I was freaking out deer where all over the place. The road was red for 2-3 months after. Never seen anything like it before must of been herd.

06-01-2009, 06:26 PM	#33
Igottahaveone Car lover Drives: '10 Challenger RT Classic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Horsham, PA Posts: 40	I too am the victim of a wild turkey attack. My attack was on my then, still fairly brand new 2000 Monte SS about 7-8 yrs ago. Damn bird got spooked by some co workers and landed on my hood and scratched the crap out of it. It was a shock when the work security guard paged me over the PA system and when i got upfront to him, he tells me a turkey hit my car and scratched it. I feel your pain. I'm sad for a beauty of a car to be scratched so soon, but happy there wasn't further damage.

06-01-2009, 06:30 PM	#34
Vash Drives: 00 Blazer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 5,100	The all weather cover is the way to go. It's thicker than the indoor covers. Someone already got one for the new Camaro. That's the only way I keep cats from scratching my bannana. They ruined my vic red truck paint already. 100's of deep scratches to the base coat.