Post the ignorant back handed crap people say to you about your Camaro

[McRat]

Originally Posted by McRat

It's all in good fun. No matter what you own, you will get ribbing.

Vette - "Making up for shortcoming?"
Camaro - "Wow, you have all your teeth and no mullet! Is it a rental?"
Mustang - "NICE CAR!! Want to sell it? Got change for a $20?"
Cadillac - "You got ripped. It's missing the handicap plate!"
Porsche - "Recently divorced, eh?"
BMW - "Only difference between your car and a porcupine, is the pricks are on the inside."
Viper - "Ronald McDonald just called for you. He wants his clown shoe back!" Or "Crap. It's just a Viper. When I heard the exhaust I thought UPS was here, and I'm waiting for some parts."

Etc.

There is a line I will draw on cruel comments though.

NO:

Porsche - "You know, if your wife left you for somebody with a real dick, hookers are much cheaper in the long run than a 911. With the hooker, she is gone in the morning. With a Porsche, in the morning, you still have to take it in for repair." Works with Ferraris too. But too cruel.

Humor should have some distance from reality, or it's just plain mean.

[JR 1]

Originally Posted by Gillis

Homeless guy begging at an off ramp says "I used to have a 68. That was a real Camaro. These things are all plastic."

i said thanks and gave him a buck.

Wow, insulting the guy he's begging for money. No wonder he's homeless.

[JR 1]

Originally Posted by NewCamOwner

I have a couple:
"Honestly I'd be more bothered by how dirty the car is."

and

"If thats how your floor looks every 3 days...please dont worry about how the seat tracks look...nobody will notice!! I think you need to focus on installing retractable boot brushes somewhere!! Or spend the money on a different car to go muddin in....like a 4x4!! "

Well played sir

[Norm Peterson]

Originally Posted by 95birdible

And another guy in a beat up old truck asked if I wanted to trade.

Now that's just plain funny . No way in hell was he being serious.


Norm

[Angrybird 12]

It's just a V6, for $1,000 more you could have gotten an SS...

[Angrybird 12]

Originally Posted by Norm Peterson

Now that's just plain funny . No way in hell was he being serious.


Norm

Yeah I get the you wanna trade remark a lot. They usually have a POS.

[sticks88]

There all nice looking , sharp sports cars when their shined up. What's under the hood and what tranny we have is our business .

[qcman]

I brought my SS in one night to work when we were doing a night contract. A guy says to me " Wow I see you brought your Leb-Sled" LOL. It was mostly in fun though. Ex-wife calls it my Penis-Car. That one slays me!!! She isn't being fun about it though...

Cam

[Gillis]

Originally Posted by qcman

I brought my SS in one night to work when we were doing a night contract. A guy says to me " Wow I see you brought your Leb-Sled" LOL. It was mostly in fun though. Ex-wife calls it my Penis-Car. That one slays me!!! She isn't being fun about it though...

Cam

Had someone once tell me I drove a gas-powered penis.

[SabotAndHeat]

Originally Posted by Gillis

Had someone once tell me I drove a gas-powered penis.

I'm always curious...when someone makes the inference that driving a car like a Camaro SS is supposed to be making up for a small penis...does that mean when a female drives it...she wants a penis? bigger ******? (<---really? v@gina is blocked but penis isnt?)

Besides, the inference actually doesnt prove that you actually have a small penis, but does prove that the person drawing those conclusions is spending way to much thinking about the size of someone elses penis.

[NicksVSix]

Mid life crisis, compensating for something, blah blah blah.

When it comes to cars, people rarely have anything positive to say.

[Bagsby]

"should have got a manual"

"could your car be an louder" - usually when starting it in a parking lot with people behind it. Its just a muffler delete. I respond with "yes it could be, thank you."

[McRat]

Originally Posted by SabotAndHeat

I'm always curious...when someone makes the inference that driving a car like a Camaro SS is supposed to be making up for a small penis...does that mean when a female drives it...she wants a penis? bigger ******? (<---really? v@gina is blocked but penis isnt?)

Besides, the inference actually doesnt prove that you actually have a small penis, but does prove that the person drawing those conclusions is spending way to much thinking about the size of someone elses penis.

No, Camaro male drivers are hung like mules, have tatoos (one must be a Confedate Flag), sport a mullet, and married their cousin.

Camaro female drivers must have a limited vocabulary, large hooters, and wear Daisy Duke shorts. Cowboy hat optional.

You need to get your stereotypes correct.

[AGM 1LE]

I always get the guys who think they know about cars that get upset/angry that I didnt get the ZL1 when I say I have a 1LE. My usual response is 'what do you drive' and the response is usually some shit sedan