A Mustang, a Charger and a Camaro walk into a bar.......

[INTIMIDAT3R]

Fat
Overbearing
Retarded
D**kheads

[Wild Bill]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

Add - Fix Or Repair Daily

[PHEOX]

Originally Posted by hartagram_SS

How do u get a mustang driver off your porch.........


Pay him for the pizza

Actually, there is a black SRT8 that delivers Dominos in my neighborhood!

[INTIMIDAT3R]

Originally Posted by PHEOX

Actually, there is a black SRT8 that delivers Dominos in my neighborhood!

They put the pizza on the Hemi to keep it warm.

[RubyCamaro]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

You forgot the old standard:
Fix or Repair Daily

[Darth_Emma]

Falling off rusted doors.

[CamaroFTW]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

This is the best one by far...lolololol

[Huck1974]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

OK folks.... time for a thread of jokes about Mustangs....

I'll start... (stole these from the Mustang forum)

Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a mustang at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Best part of owning a new Mustang? Its faster than our cars in stock form.

[FFPM73]

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

What does F.O.R.D. stand for?

Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F&#*ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fu#%ed On Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Failed On Race Day
Found On Racetrack Dead

[SnowStorm]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

[GB EB]

Originally Posted by Huck1974

Best part of owning a new Mustang? Its faster than our cars in stock form.

OK... I don't get it?

[ChevyXtC]

Flip
Over
Read
Directions

Failure
On
Research &
Development

Massively
Under
Sized
Tires
And
No
Go

Glued
Together

Here I sit broken hearted
I wish my Ford would have started
but it didn't, so that's a rap
oh God why did I buy this piece of crap

Speed Kills: Drive a Ford and live forever

I'd rather push a Chevy then drive a Ford

Ford Escort me to the Chevy dealer

Just a thought: If Toyota used Ford gas pedals would they still have had problems with speeding uncontrollably?

[icemancars]

Not so funny

[rayhawk]

Originally Posted by 2011 2SS/RS

Is it too early to begin thinking of Christmas?
]


Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

That is hilarious, I love the shopping cart wing part!