Open Letter to Mr. Sapphire Mustang Guy - Omaha - Camaro5 Chevy Camaro Forum / Camaro ZL1, SS and V6 Forums

strych9 · 05-13-2013, 10:29 AM

Dear Mr. Mustang GT Guy,

I remember you from last fall. You followed me (tailgating) for over 3 miles. I saw that you had "In-Transit" tags on your car, so I wrote it off as an "overzealous" new performance-car owner. I was okay with that until you did the blatantly unnecessary burnout at the stop sign after I had turned the corner. You then entered into the first stages of d-baggery, but no big deal.

About 2 or 3 weeks after that, you drove by my car wash as I was polishing Bumble Bee. You clearly saw me, and even went so far as to do a U-turn and drive through the parking lot. Nice looking GT you had there...until you revved your engine several times as you slowly drove past. I would tell you that I was impressed, but that would be a lie. Instead, I relegated you to stage two on the d-bag meter. Your stock GT is just another one of many.

Let's fast-forward to yesterday. As luck would have it, the day was gorgeous and I spent a few hours driving around our fine city enjoying my car, and the fresh air. Evidently the freshly-installed growl is attracting attention. A nice pair of dudes in a 392 Challenger pulled up alongside me and told me that the 'Bee sounded wicked. They were looking for a race, but I politely declined. On with my day.

As I was wrapping up my cruise, I decided to head over to the DQ near my place for a creamy, frosted beverage. Oddly, after the Chally guys encounter, I remembered you from last fall. Not sure why, but I was thinking about your unnecessary displays of d-baggery, and how I really don't like guys like you.

As if on queue, there you were. Heading the opposite direction in the four-lane I was on. As soon as I heard you revving the engine as we passed each other, I knew it was you; the d-bag.

I LOL'd. "Watch", I thought. "He'll follow me again."

Man, you are predictable. Flipped a U-turn right after you saw me, didn't you? I was no longer amused. Now I was irritated. I did note that your exhaust no longer sounded stock. But then, neither did mine.

Against my better judgement, I gave you what you wanted. Bee 1, D-Bag Mustang Guy 0.

Sorry it had to end that way. But wait! You couldn't leave it alone. You followed me into the DQ drive through asking for another go. I asked you what you planned to do differently that would produce a different outcome? Then I explained that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome. You just got mad.

You left, only to continue circling the block. Now I was amused again. LOL, I'm done. I went home and enjoyed my ice cream. You're probably out there still looking for me. Better buy a few more parts first. Until then, I wish you well. Tone down the d-baggery a bit though, please? You're not a young guy, and neither am I. We should know better.

See you next time.

Yours Truly,

Strych9

SinisterEcho · 05-13-2013, 10:35 AM

I really hope this dbag sees this

90503 · 05-13-2013, 10:38 AM

...lol...Small town America strikes again!....Better at the DQ than the local bar...lol...

vroomapunk · 05-13-2013, 10:40 AM

haha!

1985airborne · 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM

LMAO!!!

GotGame55 · 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM

Do you live in a small.town?

heRS · 05-13-2013, 10:42 AM

Captivating story, great ending! Camaro Power represented in the Big O!

Dznts · 05-13-2013, 10:43 AM

lol nice!

strych9 · 05-13-2013, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GotGame55

Do you live in a small.town?

About a half-million people, all told. This guy happens to live somewhere in my end of town.

The last time I saw anybody that wanted a piece this bad was on The Last American Virgin!

Unreal.

camaro_RS · 05-13-2013, 11:04 AM

That guy has issues. There is nothing anyone can do about it, from what it seems.

DuskSS · 05-13-2013, 11:06 AM

easy to fix that.. destroy them in a race so bad it's embarrassing in front of all the car clubs grudge night at the local strips are always fun... they wont be back. until they spend more money that is..

dkp2LT · 05-13-2013, 11:17 AM

Almost makes me wonder if the guy has restraining orders on him from other people. Weird d-bag.

Ringo64 · 05-13-2013, 11:19 AM

People are weird.

Glad I haven't ran into anyone like that. Closet thing I did was a Ford Fusion dodging in and out of traffic to look at my car. Nothing that was borderline obsessive stalking like this guy though.

2010 SSRS · 05-13-2013, 11:38 AM

I want ice cream now

05-13-2013, 10:29 AM	#1
strych9 I'll be back... Drives: Subaru, HD Road Glide Special Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 3,036 View My Garage	Open Letter to Mr. Sapphire Mustang Guy - Omaha Dear Mr. Mustang GT Guy, I remember you from last fall. You followed me (tailgating) for over 3 miles. I saw that you had "In-Transit" tags on your car, so I wrote it off as an "overzealous" new performance-car owner. I was okay with that until you did the blatantly unnecessary burnout at the stop sign after I had turned the corner. You then entered into the first stages of d-baggery, but no big deal. About 2 or 3 weeks after that, you drove by my car wash as I was polishing Bumble Bee. You clearly saw me, and even went so far as to do a U-turn and drive through the parking lot. Nice looking GT you had there...until you revved your engine several times as you slowly drove past. I would tell you that I was impressed, but that would be a lie. Instead, I relegated you to stage two on the d-bag meter. Your stock GT is just another one of many. Let's fast-forward to yesterday. As luck would have it, the day was gorgeous and I spent a few hours driving around our fine city enjoying my car, and the fresh air. Evidently the freshly-installed growl is attracting attention. A nice pair of dudes in a 392 Challenger pulled up alongside me and told me that the 'Bee sounded wicked. They were looking for a race, but I politely declined. On with my day. As I was wrapping up my cruise, I decided to head over to the DQ near my place for a creamy, frosted beverage. Oddly, after the Chally guys encounter, I remembered you from last fall. Not sure why, but I was thinking about your unnecessary displays of d-baggery, and how I really don't like guys like you. As if on queue, there you were. Heading the opposite direction in the four-lane I was on. As soon as I heard you revving the engine as we passed each other, I knew it was you; the d-bag. I LOL'd. "Watch", I thought. "He'll follow me again." Man, you are predictable. Flipped a U-turn right after you saw me, didn't you? I was no longer amused. Now I was irritated. I did note that your exhaust no longer sounded stock. But then, neither did mine. Against my better judgement, I gave you what you wanted. Bee 1, D-Bag Mustang Guy 0. Sorry it had to end that way. But wait! You couldn't leave it alone. You followed me into the DQ drive through asking for another go. I asked you what you planned to do differently that would produce a different outcome? Then I explained that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome. You just got mad. You left, only to continue circling the block. Now I was amused again. LOL, I'm done. I went home and enjoyed my ice cream. You're probably out there still looking for me. Better buy a few more parts first. Until then, I wish you well. Tone down the d-baggery a bit though, please? You're not a young guy, and neither am I. We should know better. See you next time. Yours Truly, Strych9 __________________ Bye bye, Bumblebee! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Build Journal My Garage GoPro Mic Hack

05-13-2013, 10:35 AM	#2
SinisterEcho Drives: 2010 2SS/RS M6/LS3 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Arvada, Co Posts: 9,872 View My Garage	I really hope this dbag sees this __________________ My Mod Journal <-- Its updated... again!

05-13-2013, 10:40 AM	#4
vroomapunk [COTW 5/12/14] Drives: 2012 CRT NF Cammed 2SS/RS For Sale Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NOLA Posts: 6,115 View My Garage	haha! __________________

05-13-2013, 10:42 AM	#5
1985airborne One Slow Automatic Drives: 2017 GS 2010 CAMARO SS Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: NC NJ NY DMV THE BAYAREA Posts: 877	LMAO!!! __________________ 650HP 2010 CAMARO SS 710HP 2017 GRAND SPORT

05-13-2013, 10:42 AM	#6
GotGame55 Haters gonna hate? Drives: '04 Chevy Dirtymax Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Diesel Life Posts: 642 View My Garage	Do you live in a small.town? __________________ '04 CCSB Duramax

05-13-2013, 10:38 AM	#3
90503 Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 14,426	...lol...Small town America strikes again!....Better at the DQ than the local bar...lol...

05-13-2013, 10:42 AM	#7
heRS Raised by Wolves Drives: IBM 2010 2LT RS M6 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 5,980 View My Garage	Captivating story, great ending! Camaro Power represented in the Big O! __________________ Tori click the sig pic to view my build thread

05-13-2013, 10:43 AM	#8
Dznts Anabolic Connoisseur Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 22,094	lol nice! __________________

05-13-2013, 11:04 AM	#10
camaro_RS Emerald Coast Camaros Drives: A lot of show, not much go. Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Emerald Coast Posts: 3,388	That guy has issues. There is nothing anyone can do about it, from what it seems. __________________ -White Mary Jane....build thread [COTW 6/11/12] :

05-13-2013, 11:06 AM	#11
DuskSS Bayou City Muscle Cars Drives: 2013 2SS Dusk Edition Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 1,443	easy to fix that.. destroy them in a race so bad it's embarrassing in front of all the car clubs grudge night at the local strips are always fun... they wont be back. until they spend more money that is.. __________________ 2013 2SS Dusk Edition Lethal Racing Stage V PER 418ci Forged LS3 530/520 SAE

05-13-2013, 11:17 AM	#12
dkp2LT Drives: '11 2SS, '11 C6 GS, '04 MDX Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Kearney, MO Posts: 2,848	Almost makes me wonder if the guy has restraining orders on him from other people. Weird d-bag.

05-13-2013, 11:19 AM	#13
Ringo64 Forever Pontiac Drives: 2012 Black 2SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 1,389	People are weird. Glad I haven't ran into anyone like that. Closet thing I did was a Ford Fusion dodging in and out of traffic to look at my car. Nothing that was borderline obsessive stalking like this guy though. __________________ Progression thread My Camaro's Grrgd

05-13-2013, 11:38 AM	#14
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,187 View My Garage	I want ice cream now __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package