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Superman09 · 06-01-2010, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingShot

This is good to know, but to be honest I can't recall ever running out of gas in a car ...

You are lucky I have run out of gas atleast 6 times. Thats what I get for driving a truck without a functioning gas gauge all through highschool.

Still waiting in GTA's response

Or maybe it should be

speedster · 06-01-2010, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

Attachment 132001

Cuz..... you know............. no gas might get him grumpy.

GTA: Hello Onstar ?
OS: Yes, how may I help you.
GTA: Um... I can't read.
OS: Well, there's always Hooked On Phonics.
GTA: No, I can read, I just can't read a gas gauge
OS: Just a minute, let me look at that remotely sir.
...............
OS: Sir.
GTA: Yes.
OS: Your car is out of gas.
GTA: Uh, yes. Can you send someone out?
OS: Yes we can.

OS: Do want them to bring anything?
GTA: Yes.
OS: What?
GTA: Some gas.
OS: OK. We can do that.
GTA: Thanks.
OS: But there is a slight fee.
GTA: How much?
OS: $500
GTA: $500 ?
OS: Yes, $20 for the gas, $480 for a lifetime subscription to Onstar.
GTA: How about just the gas?
OS: How about you call someone else?
GTA: OK. Sounds like a deal.
....
GTA: Uh, one more thing.
OS: Yes.
GTA: Can you swing by a a Starbucks and get me coffee ???

PQ · 06-01-2010, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedster

GTA: Hello Onstar ?
OS: Yes, how may I help you.
GTA: Um... I can't read.
OS: Well, there's always Hooked On Phonics.
GTA: No, I can read, I just can't read a gas gauge
OS: Just a minute, let me look at that remotely sir.
...............
OS: Sir.
GTA: Yes.
OS: Your car is out of gas.
GTA: Uh, yes. Can you send someone out?
OS: Yes we can.

OS: Do want them to bring anything?
GTA: Yes.
OS: What?
GTA: Some gas.
OS: OK. We can do that.
GTA: Thanks.
OS: But there is a slight fee.
GTA: How much?
OS: $500
GTA: $500 ?
OS: Yes, $20 for the gas, $480 for a lifetime subscription to Onstar.
GTA: How about just the gas?
OS: How about you call someone else?
GTA: OK. Sounds like a deal.
....
GTA: Uh, one more thing.
OS: Yes.
GTA: Can you swing by a a Starbucks and get me coffee ???

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm crying tears.

"I can't read" hahahahahaha That shi* is FUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

*Mr. Wyndham* · 06-01-2010, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedster

GTA: Hello Onstar ?
OS: Yes, how may I help you.
GTA: Um... I can't read.
OS: Well, there's always Hooked On Phonics.
GTA: No, I can read, I just can't read a gas gauge
OS: Just a minute, let me look at that remotely sir.
...............
OS: Sir.
GTA: Yes.
OS: Your car is out of gas.
GTA: Uh, yes. Can you send someone out?
OS: Yes we can.

OS: Do want them to bring anything?
GTA: Yes.
OS: What?
GTA: Some gas.
OS: OK. We can do that.
GTA: Thanks.
OS: But there is a slight fee.
GTA: How much?
OS: $500
GTA: $500 ?
OS: Yes, $20 for the gas, $480 for a lifetime subscription to Onstar.
GTA: How about just the gas?
OS: How about you call someone else?
GTA: OK. Sounds like a deal.
....
GTA: Uh, one more thing.
OS: Yes.
GTA: Can you swing by a a Starbucks and get me coffee ???

BUAHHAHAhAHAHAH!!!

I just spit my water all over, and I'm crying, stop it!!!

"How about you call someone else"

PQ · 06-01-2010, 10:38 PM

Found a childhood pic of GTAHVIT.

egad09 · 06-01-2010, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

Found a childhood pic of GTAHVIT.

Deemos · 06-01-2010, 11:05 PM

Almost feel sorry for the poor guy. Although it would be good to know roughly how long and at what average speed before you are actually empty from the light of the low fuel caution light. This is important data.

*TAG UR IT* · 06-01-2010, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedster

GTA: Hello Onstar ?
OS: Yes, how may I help you.
GTA: Um... I can't read.
OS: Well, there's always Hooked On Phonics.
GTA: No, I can read, I just can't read a gas gauge
OS: Just a minute, let me look at that remotely sir.
...............
OS: Sir.
GTA: Yes.
OS: Your car is out of gas.
GTA: Uh, yes. Can you send someone out?
OS: Yes we can.

OS: Do want them to bring anything?
GTA: Yes.
OS: What?
GTA: Some gas.
OS: OK. We can do that.
GTA: Thanks.
OS: But there is a slight fee.
GTA: How much?
OS: $500
GTA: $500 ?
OS: Yes, $20 for the gas, $480 for a lifetime subscription to Onstar.
GTA: How about just the gas?
OS: How about you call someone else?
GTA: OK. Sounds like a deal.
....
GTA: Uh, one more thing.
OS: Yes.
GTA: Can you swing by a a Starbucks and get me coffee ???

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

Found a childhood pic of GTAHVIT.

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man....these just .......ugh.... I interrupted my wifes movie with my laughing...

Just a rule of thumb, Chris. Never let your gas tank go below 1/4 tank...ain't good for the tank (at least for the 4th Gens). Oh, and it's much harder to run out of gas that way...LMAO!

(and no...I've never run out of gas my entire life...lol)

*SSE 4 2SS* · 06-02-2010, 12:05 AM

This thread is too funny...

So, E does not = enough.... or excellerate....???

GMtothecore · 06-02-2010, 12:17 AM

OMG!!! Too good!!!

trm0002 · 06-02-2010, 12:26 AM

Subscribed...

"prima"Donna · 06-02-2010, 12:26 AM

PQ, I think you are in for some serious trouble...lol...

PQ · 06-02-2010, 01:51 AM

Ok. Done with the books. Headed home. There's something I need to remember though....................

2SSARMY · 06-02-2010, 02:41 AM

rofl

06-01-2010, 10:38 PM	#19
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,716 View My Garage	Found a childhood pic of GTAHVIT. Attached Images __________________

06-02-2010, 12:05 AM	#23
SSE 4 2SS Boosted Moderator Drives: Bone Stock LS3 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Marion Tx Posts: 15,495	This thread is too funny... So, E does not = enough.... or excellerate....??? __________________ If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. “If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...

06-02-2010, 12:17 AM	#24
GMtothecore "That Guy" Drives: Camaro SS...........what else? Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plains. Posts: 2,360	OMG!!! Too good!!! __________________

06-02-2010, 12:26 AM	#25
trm0002 VIN #2G1FT1EW6A9100074 Drives: 2010 CAMARO 2SS/RS RJT VIN 00074 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Buffalo,NY 'burbs Posts: 4,216	Subscribed... __________________

06-02-2010, 12:26 AM	#26
"prima"Donna HWAY STR Drives: 2010 RJT VIN#7085 & 2014 CRT C7 Join Date: May 2009 Location: New York Posts: 13,118 View My Garage	PQ, I think you are in for some serious trouble...lol... __________________ ~ HWAY STR ~

06-01-2010, 11:05 PM	#21
Deemos Drives: 2010 CGM M6 LS Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: AZ Posts: 123	Almost feel sorry for the poor guy. Although it would be good to know roughly how long and at what average speed before you are actually empty from the light of the low fuel caution light. This is important data.

06-02-2010, 01:51 AM	#27
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,716 View My Garage	Ok. Done with the books. Headed home. There's something I need to remember though.................... __________________

06-02-2010, 02:41 AM	#28
2SSARMY Account Suspended Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Norman, OK Posts: 1,125	rofl

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