Texas in 8 months!!!!

[shreker]

So I am moving to Houston, Friendswood to be exact!!! Excited to get away from vegas! Is there anything I should know about what I can and can't do to my Camaro!? I was just there about 3 days ago and boy was I impressed with the people and the economy! Houses were hella cheap! I loved it! I know 8 months seems far but 17 years in vegas is enough! :happy anim:: happyanim:

[URBAN LEGEND]

Find me when you get here.

[X-Factor]

You can pretty much do anything to your ride here in Texas! Check out our club when you get here, we'd love to meet you! www.h-towncamaroclub.com

[sycraft]

Great Club ,and always something to do...Looking forward to see you

[shreker]

I'm mucking excited!!!!!!! I can't wait to get there, I will Def hit all of you guys up for some fun!

[X-Factor]

Awesome!

Sent from my New and Improved Phablet!

[LEO1LE]

Friendswood is a great area, you'll enjoy it.

[EOD_Tech Infidel]

I litterally just moved to Friendswood from Las Vegas. You will love it here. I was lucky to get a transfer with the Air Force for my job.

[shreker]

I can't wait!!!!

[12TX2SS]

welcome to Htown when u get here! We have stock cars,then we have "Houston Stock" cars which consist of cai,headers, tune, etc. So if you ask someone whats done and they say Houston Stock you know why!

[shreker]

Love the lingo!!! I was going to get a tune and headers here but I'll just wait till I get out there!!!

[hot_rod]

Originally Posted by shreker

Love the lingo!!! ........

A few things ya otta know before moving here.......

I have posted this before ...stuff about moving to Texas.....

So hold on!!!!

Texas is full, there are no vacancies.

...in case your thinking about coming anyway....
__________________
Better give some further thoughts to scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, crazy ants, ****roaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions

....and yep, everything is a little different in Texas.....for example did ya know.....

The armadillo is known as 'possum on the half-shell'...

1.A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
7. 'Jaw-P?' means 'Did ya'll go to the bathroom?'
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
10. There is no such thing as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
12. Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'
13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'.
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. 'No. Jew?' is a common response to the question 'Did you bring any beer?'.
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a 'DAWG' is.
21. You carry jumper cables in your truck --- for your OWN truck.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm'.
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' Wal-Martin' or 'off to Wally World'.
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.

Radio station had a contest a while back, asked "....what's the most popular bumper sticker?"



First place was a tie:

• "Welcome to Austin now go home"
• "If you love New York then get your ass out of Texas"

Last but not least the official Texas motto....

"Don't Mess with Texas."

[HollyVenus]

we will be neighbors, pretty much anything goes here...

look forward to seeing you around... Friendswood is a nice area! H-towncamaroclub is a great group of guys and gals. and maybe we will see you on the border of Pealand and friends wood at the Lowes "pearwood" as we call it!

[HollyVenus]

Originally Posted by hot_rod

A few things ya otta know before moving here.......

I have posted this before ...stuff about moving to Texas.....

So hold on!!!!

Texas is full, there are no vacancies.

...in case your thinking about coming anyway....
__________________
Better give some further thoughts to scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, crazy ants, ****roaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions

....and yep, everything is a little different in Texas.....for example did ya know.....

The armadillo is known as 'possum on the half-shell'...

1.A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
7. 'Jaw-P?' means 'Did ya'll go to the bathroom?'
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
10. There is no such thing as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
12. Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.'
13. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'.
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. 'No. Jew?' is a common response to the question 'Did you bring any beer?'.
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a 'DAWG' is.
21. You carry jumper cables in your truck --- for your OWN truck.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm'.
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' Wal-Martin' or 'off to Wally World'.
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.

Radio station had a contest a while back, asked "....what's the most popular bumper sticker?"



First place was a tie:

• "Welcome to Austin now go home"
• "If you love New York then get your ass out of Texas"

Last but not least the official Texas motto....

"Don't Mess with Texas."

this was great!!!

don't forget Ya'll is one person, two people or a who;e group of People.
Over Yonder - means over there.
In Texas Everything is bigger!
The blue bonnets are pretty but don't you dare pick them from a yard.
The "skeeters" are prehistoric sized!
you may be used to hot.... but let me tell ya this is way different, its like getting sucker punched in the face when you walk out doors!