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Old 07-10-2008, 11:08 AM   #603
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Team,

I apologize for my complete inability to effectively enhance the overwhelming amount of communication SS has been able to send us.

No wonder we had so much trouble. We didn't apply the SIM (sock in mouth) filter to our SFMRATCT (Super Fly Message Reconstruction Advanced Technology Cool Thingy). We applied the proper filters and have begun to recompile the transmissions.....

At first glance, all I can say is, I never knew Pops had such a potty mouth...

Stand by for updates.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:24 AM   #604
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Scott, where's the weasel now? .
" ...ow a ell ew I no? ifs arker an a ustang ales report in ere!!!......."
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:27 AM   #605
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" ...ow a ell ew I no? ifs arker an a ustang ales report in ere!!!......."
. Even with a sock in his mouth he's a funny fella.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:52 AM   #606
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" ...ow a ell ew I no? ifs arker an a ustang ales report in ere!!!......."
darn...
gtahvit, we're waiting on those decryptions. But I think it's very clear that Scott is now our only target for rescue. Shunt is a spy who was in league with Rosie (who was impersonating Iroczlover; who can only give us very cryptic and random messages at the moment...)...and apparently Jesse Jackson is also working with them to discover the secrets of the Crystal Camaro (*coughripoffcough*).

Both, have been revealed to work for Company 'T', and are currently holding Scott in an underground bunker in some remote location.....

According to the 'father, there was a private rescue mission attempted by the 'lil weasel. One which failed when his Z06 hit a tree stump...But no remains have been found, just those of a self-destructed Z06. So he has to be out there, somewhere.

I reccomend a search and recover team be dispatched to find and bring back the lil weasel. He KNEW where Rosie and Jesse were holding Scott.......I think it's our best shot, because Toyota's too good at hiding things and misleading people for us to have any chance of finding Scott ourselves. And time is not on our side, we need to find him before Jesse Jackson decides to cut someone's nuts off...................
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:03 PM   #607
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:09 PM   #608
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darn...
we need to find him before Jesse Jackson decides to cut someone's nuts off...................








".....uz fomeone haff a fmiley at hoes potektion off pwivates?????.....I on't ike a founds of at!!!!........."
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Well, here goes:


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*reprise of the creepy organ music*
*lightning bolt flash and accompanying thunder*


......*talking quietly and rillyfast*

...........omgsomeonehelpmeIgottagethisoutbeforesh egetsbackit'snotwhoyouthinkitisOMGthisisreallyb... ............................*fwweeeepppppppp*..... ............*shizzle*..........

............ (damnitSnoopwouldyouQUITTHAT???)....

Translation: The evil Omgs won't help me and I got shizzle snot on snoops shoes

....she'sinsaneandcrazyandpostcardsfromtheedgenott omentionshethinksshe'sJoanfreekin'Rivers!!!....... ....*squak!*............waswatchingherandrealizedt hatshewouldleaveeveryonceinawhile................. ..

..............*squelch*........................... .......................................

Translation: "Insane in the membrane Plenty insane Got no brain! Hedgehog not men in the stinking river. What her real hat

.................................................. ......*skreeeeee*..................aftershebrokemy anklewithacrankshaftfromahem...................... .....*fluttttterrrrrrr*........................... ..................................andthenIrealized shewasbeingimpersonated.........itwasreallyRosieO' D...............................................*B !A!N!G*....................
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................

We couldn't accurately translate this one. Come on! We all know Rosie has no idea what to do with a crankshaft....

so sorry, I couldn't help it.... Navy flash back.

*end of transmission*

*cuecreepyorganmusic*
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*reprise the creepy organ music*


*talkingrillyquietlyandfast!*


".............omgomgomgshesinthisthingwithSnoop!.. ............*shizzleandfizzle* ....................(SEE!)........................ ..........demandingmodelsthatIcouldn'tlivewith.... ..............................*C!R!A!C!K!*........ .....................................
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...............andI'dratherdiethan................ ....*FWEEEEPPP!!!*................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........

...........aSnoopDeVille!!!!aretheyfrigginKIDDINGm .............................................*soun d of a crankshaft hitting bone*............YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE................................................ ...............................*creepy silence*.......................................... .................................................. ..............................

Translation: Snoop put pop rocks in man models pants live with Dan Rather??? We think one of them farted and Cruella DeVille didn't like it.
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*mouthwithsockinittapedclosed*

MIS Filter Applied:

"........MMMMWWHHHWWWFFFFFMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! MMMMWWHHHHWWFFFFMMMMM!!!!!..........."

Translated: Muth... what th...... Uhhh, you get the idea

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*tapecomingoffmouththat'sbeenstuffedwithasock*


".......ifwavnthirr.......itwuffwosieodonofffwiffh eppfwumEssieAckson.........

.....Iwokzwuvverinvttitmtovivvitaheyyygwapppdeee!! !!............"

Translation: I'm waving it with Rosie not with huffelpuff Jessie Jackson. I didn't know Jessie Jackson went to hogwarts???
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' ...HE IFFF A FFFFPPPPYYYY!!!!!


A FFFFPPPYYY!!!!

WIMES WIF CWY!!!!!!!

WIMES WIFF HI!!!


Translation: He's a HIPPY, rhymes with sissy with his wife in Hawaii.




'........AN WA WILL WEEVIL FWOM BAKERFOWN IFF INVOFFED FOO!!!....."

"....AY TUCK A FOCK IM MY MOUFF...."

A little weeble wants the baker to frown if off'd by the foo fighters, and trucks rock in the mountains. Whew that one was tough....
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" go get a will weevil fwom bakerftown....ees invoffed ooo! ees wiff essie ackson!!! an Funt ooo!!! "
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".....GAH!!! GAH!!! ASS IT!.......(FOWWY FOR FAYING 'ASS' UT I AN'T FAY 'YEF!' WIFF A FOCK IM MY MOUF!)......."
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"......ath him!!! ath him!!!!......


..ee fried thew weffcue me --

...........ut he hit a twee thtump wiff hith THee Oh Thickth!!!

.........and he thottalled ith!!!! --

.........an then Thunt gwabbed me and thtuck a thock ihm my mouff!!! ........"


*sound of club hitting skull*
Fortunately Dragon has correctly summarized the remaining messages.

Hopefully this report has added the clarity and conformation of proven and verifiable facts that this communication traffic was in desperate need of. Without the clarification provided in this updated transcript I fear we'd all be lost... and Scott too. Glad to be of service







Man, am I glad that's over.... what do you mean we're out of tequila!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:19 PM   #610
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:50 PM   #611
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The Camaro........................................ I mean the Eagle Craps at Dawn.
I'VE GOT IT!!!

SS, Iroc, and "The Weasel" are all conspiring to make us look "fiwwy." Shunt has escaped, turned double-double secret agent, and will soon reveal where the Eagle crapped at dawn.

Ya. That's it! ...maybe?....

Our prime directive must be to reveal the true identity of this thong-wearing weasel dude......some of our own members are conspiring in cloaking his name. Time to send in some paratroopers to PA to (I say again) gather some local intel. Search the bars first!

SS MUST BE SAVED!!!!

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Old 07-10-2008, 11:52 PM   #612
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Has anyone seen my Tube socks?





DUDE! Now THAT is some FUNNY sh*t, right there!

Can't believe everyone missed that.
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Old 07-11-2008, 12:05 AM   #613
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"........ .......I fink I'm in Fiffsurg......ah 'ear feeful falking afout ah Feelers ah a Firates ah a Fenguins.........ow id ah geh 'ere????..........." .

"..........ah I 'ont effen 'ant oo 'ear abouf a fube fock!!!!!.............ewwwww!!!!........"




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Old 07-11-2008, 08:11 AM   #614
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I have gained access to the global satellite network. I am now entering all the data that we have thus far.........All satellite's are now being moved over the Pittsburg area...............Updates will follow..........
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:17 AM   #615
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It seems that SHUNT as taken Fbodfather along with the little weasel and stuck them in the trunk of an IVER car...........Now is on the run...........
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:08 AM   #616
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"........oh voe iff meee...........heah ah am -- ftuck atween a wok ah a hah fpot!....

................ah ony hing neheehary fo weevil oo iumph iff fo gooh meh

.......( ah oomeh ) oo do noffig.........."

( ...fank oo Fir Ehmunh Urke......)


........OMG -- fum-onhn iff commig!.........HEHHH!!! I IH HERE!!!!I IH HERE!!!!!!"


*sound of stick slicing thru the air*

*sound of wood hitting a skull*

*sound of birds chirping.....*
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