Why yes I work on the line in Oshawa

[Gameover]

To Mr. Mole, and other oshawa agents.

Thank you for the info that you can provide to us. I don't wish any of you to have a reason to get fired! I know (as well the rest of the world) that GM has any excuse to thin out the workforce. I want the experience GM worker to build my machine! I want GM to survive and make my great-grandkids a kick as car in the future!

[acerothstien]

Originally Posted by Impius

Well, I'm not technically supposed to say anything but.. Oh Whathe Heck! Why not?

See, the specialized OPC Robotic welder in the back flies around the facility welding a special order unit onto the roof of specially ordered special order special orders. If a customer specifically specifies in his special order that he wants a specific special specimen, specifically special ordered then the OPC Unit welds it onto the roof.

It's designed to make the vehicle more aerodynamic and looks like this when finished. Remember this is a rendering of the look, as I haven't been able to smuggle out the actual photos because they are in a briefcase handcuffed to the CEO's wrist:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Impius]

Originally Posted by Haloman1346

First and foremost the Mole you have no evidence to support that Impius doesnt work at Oshawa, and besides.... he HAS a picture of you and him in the plant!!!! All the evidene I need to hear!


Impius quick question my friend. If the Convertible is scheduled to be produced next year... How come ABL is only on the doors?


Is that real GOLD on that robot in the back? What is its function? How much can a dove corry in its legs before it cannot fly anymore? Can you compare the windows to the RS Camaro compared to the SS Camaro? Is there a possibility that you can somehow maybe....without getting in trouble..... if you feel confortable in......... posting some pics of that place where the PS3 will fit in....I heard that theres a place under the glove box that you can fit either a Xbox 360 or a PS3, and for 5000 dollars can get a 15 inch TV that comes out of the dash board......... Anything would be appreciated. Thanks!!!!

Well Haloman,
A dove can carry over 10,000 pounds in a single flight, as long as it is equipped with the thrusters that we put on the OPC Model Welder-bot shown in the photo. Speaking of bots, yes that is real gold. (It was either solid gold robots or new Camaros released back in October.. we couldn't have that now could we?)

Anyway, onto the meat and potatoes. I have managed to smuggle this photo out of the plant. I couldn't have done it alone though. Guys, give the Mole a round of applause for letting me use his rectum to smuggle the pic out. Of course he gets extra credit because the photo was inside an old strut housing that was 9inches long by 6inches around. Way to go the Mole's colon!

This top secret photo shows the newly redesigned dash with the new gauge display and the large hole to fit the PS3 into for fun on the go.

AGAIN, EVEN WITH THE TROUBLE TAKEN TO SMUGGLE THIS PIC OUT IT IS STILL ONLY A PRELIMINARY RENDER! Even the Mole's ******* isn't large enough to smuggle out the entire briefcase.

[Haloman1346]

WOW look at that new dash set-up sweet? I've also heard that GM is planning on making a "Fast and the Furious" limited edition Camaro. I was wondering if you can get a pic of it? If not thats cool too. The mole hasnt given us nearly as much information as yourself.
Speaking of the Mole, mad props for you and Impius and the clever idea of smuggling the pics out of the factory!

[Impius]

Originally Posted by Haloman1346

WOW look at that new dash set-up sweet? I've also heard that GM is planning on making a "Fast and the Furious" limited edition Camaro. I was wondering if you can get a pic of it? If not thats cool too. The mole hasnt given us nearly as much information as yourself.
Speaking of the Mole, mad props for you and Impius and the clever idea of smuggling the pics out of the factory!

You know Halo,
Some things are supposed to be sekrit but I'll show you the pic that we smuggled out in a jump drive stashed in the Mole's urethra this morning...

[OUR72GTO]

U do good work.

[alex33x]

Originally Posted by Haloman1346

First and foremost the Mole you have no evidence to support that Impius doesnt work at Oshawa, and besides.... he HAS a picture of you and him in the plant!!!! All the evidene I need to hear!


Impius quick question my friend. If the Convertible is scheduled to be produced next year... How come ABL is only on the doors?


Is that real GOLD on that robot in the back? What is its function? How much can a dove corry in its legs before it cannot fly anymore? Can you compare the windows to the RS Camaro compared to the SS Camaro? Is there a possibility that you can somehow maybe....without getting in trouble..... if you feel confortable in......... posting some pics of that place where the PS3 will fit in....I heard that theres a place under the glove box that you can fit either a Xbox 360 or a PS3, and for 5000 dollars can get a 15 inch TV that comes out of the dash board......... Anything would be appreciated. Thanks!!!!

This picture is fake, you can see the badly cropped lines on the edges of the 2 persons and the lighting doesnt match. It's easy to tell its fake from someone who actually knows how to work phtotoshop.

[dstairs]

Originally Posted by the Mole

In the event I may incriminate myself I plead the 5th

Hmmm You are Canadian, ou have no 5th Amendment Rights!

[dstairs]

Originally Posted by D1BADZ

Sorry to hurt your Canadian Feelings but Sharks are gonna take the Cup!!!!!!!!

We already have the Presidents Trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruins have finally got a great team and have beat Montreal down in the first 2 games, gotta love it!

(From New Brunswick Canada, currently reside in South Texas, My mom was a Habs fan, my Dad a Leafs fan, when you mix that combo together you get a Bruins fan!

[Hylton]

Originally Posted by dstairs

My mom was a Habs fan, my Dad a Leafs fan, when you mix that combo together you get a Bruins fan!

I could post what I think mixing a Habs fan and Leafs fan get's you but I will refrain.

[dstairs]

Hey nothing you would say would be taken the wrong way, hockey fans love to toss insults back and forth!

Believe me growing up with Hockey Night Canada as the number one watched TV program, all my parents friends coming to our house to watch the game, drink beer and play 45's, was a hoot. Someone always got mad or upset over a game, I remember the original expansion and how it broke everyone' heart. But time moves o and finally my Bruins are a contender again. I purchased DirectTV just soI would not miss any games this year! Back in the late 5's and 60's we only had CBC and PBS from Maine, and now with 100's of channels there is still othing to watch!

Hey I may live in South Texas now, but my Hockey fix is still needed! ( my Texan wife does not understand my passion for the game, and let's not even get started on Curling!

[the Mole]

Originally Posted by dstairs

Hmmm You are Canadian, ou have no 5th Amendment Rights!

I was just speaking Merican. We don't have any rights up here.

Originally Posted by Hylton

I could post what I think mixing a Habs fan and Leafs fan get's you but I will refrain.

Say it Hylton ..... you gat a Sens Fan

[avol2]

Originally Posted by alex33x

This picture is fake, you can see the badly cropped lines on the edges of the 2 persons and the lighting doesnt match. It's easy to tell its fake from someone who actually knows how to work phtotoshop.

Hey if that is my car it makes sense why it has been on the line since the beginning of the month... and is still there..... UGH...

[Hylton]

Originally Posted by the Mole

I was just speaking Merican. We don't have any rights up here.



Say it Hylton ..... you gat a Sens Fan

Hahaha!