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*DGthe3* · 02-24-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stovt001

What would Jesus drive according to the Bible?
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12

http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/

Someone had too much time on their hands to do that

*TAG UR IT* · 02-25-2008, 12:54 AM

I'm lovin those!

Bruno · 03-18-2008, 05:01 PM

.... if your browser homepage is set to camaro5, you have RSS feeds from here, and your girlfriend hates this site

*Mr. Wyndham* · 03-18-2008, 09:29 PM

....If you just went down to a Dodge dealer, and stared at an Avenger for some time.

Tran · 03-18-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoneye

....If you just went down to a Dodge dealer, and stared at an Avenger for some time.

No you DID NOT!!?

Was it because of these photos???

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3237

*Mr. Wyndham* · 03-18-2008, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tran

No you DID NOT!!?

Was it because of these photos???

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3237

yes...I did. (that doesn't make me obsessed, does it?) And.....possibly.

That's one way to get me into a Chrysler showroom...won't ususally happen any other way!

JustinZS · 03-19-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragoneye

yes...I did. (that doesn't make me obsessed, does it?) And.....possibly.

That's one way to get me into a Chrysler showroom...won't ususally happen any other way!

CLASSIC.

*CamaroSpike23* · 03-09-2009, 06:16 PM

If you spend more in a month on your car then on your significant other. lol

1320junkie · 03-09-2009, 06:18 PM

If you think a foreign car will never be comparable to a Camaro

Silver Streak · 03-09-2009, 06:19 PM

If your LCD screen for your puter says Camaro5 in the upper left corner, but you have no window open or wallpaper on your screen (burn-in).

2SSONLY · 03-09-2009, 06:21 PM

If you've been waiting since 2006 for the 5th and have sent numerous emails to corporate Chevy asking them when they'd get in GEAR!!!

Oh, this was supposed to be light. Sorry!

lakers171 · 03-09-2009, 06:53 PM

if you already know the first song your gonna be playing when you get it.

if you already know what your going to do the first 10 mins you get it.

ZYAL8R · 03-09-2009, 06:55 PM

If you are building a garage just for the Camaro and Camaro stuff!

drivingincamaro · 03-09-2009, 07:01 PM

..when you absolutely have to check this site every few minutes for updates/new posts/

when you come to this site and keep refreshing main page hoping to see a actual pic of a cyber gray camaro

when you drive a POS car and pretend its a 5th gen < true story

03-18-2008, 09:29 PM	#88
Mr. Wyndham I used to be Dragoneye... Drives: 2018 ZL1 1LE Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 31,873 View My Garage	....If you just went down to a Dodge dealer, and stared at an Avenger for some time. __________________ *"Keep the faith."* - Fbodfather

03-09-2009, 06:19 PM	#94
Silver Streak Drives: 2008 Cobalt SS/TC Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Smyrna Bch. Florida Posts: 1,449 View My Garage	If your LCD screen for your puter says Camaro5 in the upper left corner, but you have no window open or wallpaper on your screen (burn-in). __________________ *"What? You wanna lay the fate of the world on that kids Camaro? That's cool!"* *"The future is in the windshield, not the rear-view mirror!"* *"If you haven't gone a 175 mph on land, you haven't lived! That's just a fact!" - Ricky Bobby*

03-09-2009, 06:55 PM	#97
ZYAL8R Drives: 2010 SS/RS Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my garage Posts: 905	If you are building a garage just for the Camaro and Camaro stuff! __________________ 2010 Chevy Camaro Black on Black! 84' Chevy S-10 91' Chevy S-10 Ext. Cab 90' GMC Sierra Reg. Cab 350 V8 2003 GMC Sierra HD 4x4 Crew 6.0 2005 GMC Yukon 5.3 2008 GMC Ext. Cab 4x4 5.3 2008 GMC Yukon SLT 5.3 This truck man is about to go for something a little more sporty.

03-09-2009, 07:01 PM	#98
drivingincamaro Drives: 95 civic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Chicago Illinois Posts: 5,796	..when you absolutely have to check this site every few minutes for updates/new posts/ when you come to this site and keep refreshing main page hoping to see a actual pic of a cyber gray camaro when you drive a POS car and pretend its a 5th gen < true story __________________

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